1 00:00:01,245 --> 00:00:04,480 "Ohana Hou" e hoʻomākaukau ana e haʻi aku i ke aloha. 2 00:00:04,582 --> 00:00:06,883 ʻO ka comedy lanakila e hoolaha ana i kona la 11 3 00:00:06,985 --> 00:00:08,351 a me ke kau hope. 4 00:00:08,453 --> 00:00:11,154 ʻO ka ʻohana nui e neʻe ana i kahi mokuna hou 5 00:00:11,256 --> 00:00:13,690 mahope iho o na makahiki he umi o ka akaaka a me ke aloha. 6 00:00:13,792 --> 00:00:18,361 ʻAe, nā mea a pau, Welina mai i ka hope mua, 7 00:00:18,463 --> 00:00:19,696 e like me kā mākou e kapa nei. 8 00:00:22,133 --> 00:00:23,266 Ma ke ala, 10 makahiki aku nei, 9 00:00:23,368 --> 00:00:26,402 hana mākou i kā mākou papaʻaina mua loa Heluhelu ma keia rumi, 10 00:00:26,504 --> 00:00:29,272 a ma ia hope iho, hele mākou i waho, 11 00:00:29,374 --> 00:00:32,775 a ma kaʻu kelepona, hopu wau ... 12 00:00:36,581 --> 00:00:39,148 Ua hānau ʻia ʻo "Modern Family" mai ka manaʻo 13 00:00:39,250 --> 00:00:42,018 ua loli nā ʻohana. 14 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:44,954 ʻO wau a me Chris, ua hana mākou i ʻelua mau manaʻo, 15 00:00:45,056 --> 00:00:47,623 a ua ʻike mākou ua hana mākou komo mai i ke kakahiaka Poakahi, 16 00:00:47,726 --> 00:00:48,991 a haʻi kekahi o mākou i ka moʻolelo ʻakaʻaka 17 00:00:49,094 --> 00:00:50,293 e pili ana i kekahi mea a kā mākou mau keiki i hana ai 18 00:00:50,395 --> 00:00:52,795 a i ʻole kekahi ʻano mea i hana ʻia me kā mākou mau wāhine 19 00:00:52,897 --> 00:00:54,630 a i ʻole he aha ia. 20 00:00:54,733 --> 00:00:56,733 A hoʻomaka ka wanaʻao iā mākou 21 00:00:56,835 --> 00:00:58,267 ʻoi aku paha ka hoihoi 22 00:00:58,370 --> 00:01:00,970 ma mua o ko mākou noho ʻana e hana ana i ka manawa. 23 00:01:01,072 --> 00:01:03,840 No laila, hoʻomaka mākou e kākau i ka palapala. 24 00:01:03,942 --> 00:01:07,076 ʻO kēia ka haʻihaʻi hoʻolei ʻana no ka Pilota "Ohana Hou". 25 00:01:07,178 --> 00:01:10,313 I kēlā manawa, hōʻike ua kapa ʻia ʻo "Koʻu ʻohana ʻAmelika." 26 00:01:10,415 --> 00:01:13,583 "Synopsis: He ʻano palapala e nānā i 3 ʻohana ʻAmelika... 27 00:01:13,685 --> 00:01:15,551 1 kuʻuna a me 2 kuʻuna ʻole." 28 00:01:15,653 --> 00:01:16,819 ʻAi kakahiaka! 29 00:01:16,921 --> 00:01:19,856 Ua ʻike mākou iā 212 Claires, 30 00:01:19,958 --> 00:01:21,424 232 Phils... 31 00:01:21,524 --> 00:01:22,525 Makemake ʻoe ia? 32 00:01:22,527 --> 00:01:24,127 ...228 Kamerona. 33 00:01:24,229 --> 00:01:25,661 ʻIke wau e hele ana koʻu ʻohana loaʻa ka manaʻo nui no ia mea. 34 00:01:25,764 --> 00:01:27,263 Mitchell, 110 wale nō mākou i ʻike. 35 00:01:27,365 --> 00:01:28,371 E ke Akua. 36 00:01:28,433 --> 00:01:29,632 Haley, 185. 37 00:01:29,734 --> 00:01:31,401 ʻAʻole, ua hoʻokuke mai ka ʻīlio liʻiliʻi iaʻu! 38 00:01:31,503 --> 00:01:33,002 Alex, ua ʻike mākou i ka 107. 39 00:01:33,104 --> 00:01:35,071 - Pololei. - Luka, 92. 40 00:01:35,173 --> 00:01:37,507 A me Manny, 198. 41 00:01:37,609 --> 00:01:38,708 Kū i ke kaʻa. 42 00:01:38,810 --> 00:01:40,643 A ua kūkākūkā mua mākou 43 00:01:40,745 --> 00:01:43,413 pono mai ka hele ana me Sof�a Vergara. 44 00:01:43,515 --> 00:01:45,415 Mai ʻae iā ia! Kiʻi iā ia! 45 00:01:45,517 --> 00:01:46,549 ʻO koʻu manaʻo, ʻaʻole wau e hoʻomanaʻo... 46 00:01:48,820 --> 00:01:51,721 ...ʻike i kekahi ma TV ua like ia me aʻu. 47 00:01:51,823 --> 00:01:54,791 ʻO koʻu manaʻo, ʻo ka manawa hope loa, Manaʻo wau ʻo Ricky Ricardo ia. 48 00:01:54,893 --> 00:01:57,360 Ua like ke ano, he wahine kuko. 49 00:01:57,462 --> 00:01:59,462 ʻIke ʻoe, aloha ʻo ia i kona ʻohana. 50 00:01:59,564 --> 00:02:02,899 A leo nui ʻo ia, a ʻo ia, ʻike ʻoe, waihoʻoluʻu loa. 51 00:02:03,001 --> 00:02:04,801 A pela no na wahine Latina. 52 00:02:04,903 --> 00:02:08,337 ʻO ia ka wahine aʻu i ulu ai a puni. 53 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,072 E haʻi aku wau iā ʻoe i ka mea ʻakaʻaka. 54 00:02:10,175 --> 00:02:13,109 I koʻu hui ʻana me Chris lāua ʻo Steve, Ua haʻi aku au i koʻu luna, 55 00:02:13,211 --> 00:02:15,978 "E nānā, he ʻino kēia, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi. 56 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,380 "No ka mea ʻaʻole wau e hana i ka hapalua hola, 57 00:02:17,482 --> 00:02:19,081 "A ʻike ʻoe ʻaʻole wau e hana i ka hapalua hola, 58 00:02:19,184 --> 00:02:22,385 a ... a makemake wau iā lākou ʻike wau ʻaʻole wau e hana." 59 00:02:22,487 --> 00:02:23,886 - No laila, no ke aha wau ... - No laila, paa, paa. 60 00:02:23,988 --> 00:02:26,389 Ma mua o kou komo ʻana i loko, ua like ʻoe, 61 00:02:26,491 --> 00:02:28,191 "ʻAʻole hoʻohenehene hapalua hola ʻāpana o koʻu wā e hiki mai ana"? 62 00:02:28,293 --> 00:02:31,994 ʻAʻole hou, 'No ka mea, ua "Mare" au i 11 makahiki. 63 00:02:32,096 --> 00:02:33,830 Akā ua loaʻa iaʻu ka palapala ma ka leka uila, 64 00:02:33,932 --> 00:02:36,032 a ua kakau maikai ia. 65 00:02:36,134 --> 00:02:38,568 A laila noʻonoʻo wau, "[BLEEP]" 66 00:02:38,670 --> 00:02:41,070 A heluhelu hou au. 67 00:02:41,172 --> 00:02:43,673 No laila, kāhea wau i koʻu luna a ʻōlelo aku, "E hana i ka hana." 68 00:02:45,910 --> 00:02:47,343 Ua kākau mākou i ka ʻāpana o Phil... 69 00:02:47,445 --> 00:02:48,911 - Aloha. - ...no Ty Burrell. 70 00:02:49,013 --> 00:02:50,480 A hele mākou i ka pūnaewele a ʻōlelo mākou, 71 00:02:50,582 --> 00:02:52,348 "Makemake mākou iā Ty Burrell no kēia." 72 00:02:52,450 --> 00:02:55,384 A ʻaʻole lākou he poʻe pā nui. 73 00:02:55,487 --> 00:02:59,121 A loaʻa iaʻu ka ʻōlelo ua pau loa. 74 00:02:59,224 --> 00:03:02,091 "ʻAʻole lākou e ʻike iā ʻoe he mea hoihoi, nani, ʻakaʻaka. 75 00:03:02,193 --> 00:03:06,329 "Uaʻikeʻoe, e like me nā mea maʻamau a pau ... mea kumu 76 00:03:06,431 --> 00:03:09,165 e pili ana iā ʻoe iho ʻaʻole lākou makemake." 77 00:03:09,267 --> 00:03:10,766 A ʻōlelo wau, "ʻAe, no ke aha mākou e hōʻike ʻole ai iā lākou 78 00:03:10,869 --> 00:03:13,236 ke ala a mākou e manaʻo ai e nānā maoli kēia?" 79 00:03:13,338 --> 00:03:14,637 - No laila... - ʻAʻohe kapa. 80 00:03:14,739 --> 00:03:16,772 ... hopu mākou i kahi kāmele 81 00:03:16,875 --> 00:03:21,010 a hana i kahi hiʻohiʻona mai ko'u ola me ka'u keiki. 82 00:03:21,112 --> 00:03:23,045 Pehea ia manaʻo? 83 00:03:23,147 --> 00:03:24,814 Ka mea aʻu i manaʻo ai he makua maikaʻi loa. 84 00:03:24,916 --> 00:03:25,922 A manaʻo wau ua loaʻa iā ʻoe aʻo i kāu haʻawina... 85 00:03:25,984 --> 00:03:27,083 - Auwe! - Auwe, maikaʻi. 86 00:03:27,185 --> 00:03:29,452 - Paʻi ʻoe i kuʻu iwi! - He pōʻino kēlā! 87 00:03:29,554 --> 00:03:30,653 - Pāpā. - Pāpā, Pāpā? 88 00:03:30,755 --> 00:03:31,921 Pono ʻoe e kamaʻilio me Māmā. 89 00:03:32,023 --> 00:03:33,456 ʻO ia, me he mea lā, haʻalulu loa 90 00:03:33,558 --> 00:03:34,690 a hoohilahila ia'u! 91 00:03:34,792 --> 00:03:36,425 ʻAe, e ka meli, ʻAʻole ʻoluʻolu kou makuahine i nā manawa a pau 92 00:03:36,528 --> 00:03:38,261 - e pili ana i nā mea e like me aʻu. - Auwe! 93 00:03:38,363 --> 00:03:40,730 He aha kēia mea?! 94 00:03:40,832 --> 00:03:43,199 Ua ʻike ka pūnaewele a ʻōlelo mai, "Loaʻa iā mākou. 95 00:03:43,301 --> 00:03:45,067 ʻAe, maikaʻi. E hele." 96 00:03:45,169 --> 00:03:47,703 A ʻo ia nō. 97 00:03:47,805 --> 00:03:50,239 Mahalo iā ʻoe, Steve. 98 00:03:50,341 --> 00:03:53,209 ʻO Ed, manaʻo wau, ua hoʻolei ʻia. Ua hoʻolei ʻia ʻo Sofʻa. 99 00:03:53,311 --> 00:03:55,578 ʻAʻole ʻo Ty. Ua loaʻa paha iā Julie. Ua loaʻa iā Jesse. 100 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,813 Makemake ʻo ia e hoʻomanaʻo i nā mea a pau ua kiolaia oia imua o'u. 101 00:03:57,916 --> 00:03:59,649 Manaʻo wau e lawe mai ʻo ia i loko o kāna nīnauele. 102 00:03:59,751 --> 00:04:01,884 Ua hauʻoli wau i ka hoʻolei mua ʻia, 103 00:04:01,986 --> 00:04:04,754 no laila ua pono au e hoʻokolokolo me he mau kanaka no Cam. 104 00:04:04,856 --> 00:04:06,122 A hoʻomanaʻo wau i ka manawa Hele ʻo Eric i loko o ka lumi, 105 00:04:06,224 --> 00:04:07,490 aia he pahū, 106 00:04:07,592 --> 00:04:09,692 a aia kekahi mea kūikawā i hana ʻia ma waena o mākou. 107 00:04:09,794 --> 00:04:12,495 A no ka nui loa kiʻi i loko o kēlā pailaka 108 00:04:12,597 --> 00:04:14,330 a e hoolei pono ia lakou a pau 109 00:04:14,432 --> 00:04:16,198 he mea kupua maoli. 110 00:04:16,301 --> 00:04:18,200 - ʻO wai kēia ʻohana? - Na Dunphys. 111 00:04:18,303 --> 00:04:19,936 - ʻO ka ʻohana Dunphy. - ʻO mākou nā Dunphy. 112 00:04:20,038 --> 00:04:21,737 - A haʻaheo mākou. - He aha... ʻO wai ko mākou inoa hope? 113 00:04:21,837 --> 00:04:22,838 ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu he aha ko mākou inoa hope. 114 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:23,940 ʻO wai ko mākou inoa hope? 115 00:04:24,042 --> 00:04:25,174 ʻO ʻoe ʻo Pritchett. ʻO ʻoe ʻo Mitchell Pritchett. 116 00:04:25,276 --> 00:04:26,609 ʻAe, ʻo Mitchell Pritchett. Prichett. 117 00:04:26,711 --> 00:04:28,511 Puʻu umauma ma ʻekolu. 118 00:04:28,613 --> 00:04:30,479 Ooh. 119 00:04:30,582 --> 00:04:32,548 Holo wale mākou ma luna o ko mākou alakaʻi. 120 00:04:32,650 --> 00:04:34,216 Ua ʻeha ... ʻeha koʻu wāwae. 121 00:04:34,319 --> 00:04:35,585 Pilikia lākou. 122 00:04:35,687 --> 00:04:38,054 E kipaku ʻia mākou. 123 00:04:39,157 --> 00:04:41,023 - [BEEP] - Nānā 11, lawe 1. 124 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:43,593 ʻO Gary, hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa iki ʻoi aku ka paʻakikī ke hele ʻoe i nā keiki. 125 00:04:43,695 --> 00:04:45,561 Manaʻo wau e hana mākou i kēia hōʻike no ka lōʻihi loa, 126 00:04:45,663 --> 00:04:48,598 Ke hana nei au i nā hiʻohiʻona me Nolan i kona 31 makahiki. 127 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:50,399 ʻO ka pana ʻana i ka mea hoʻokele, ʻoiaʻiʻo, 128 00:04:50,501 --> 00:04:52,602 e like me kekahi pailaka... pilikia. 129 00:04:52,704 --> 00:04:56,339 ? Mākaukau ʻoe e kiʻi Ua hauʻoli kou manaʻo? ? 130 00:04:56,441 --> 00:04:58,608 ? ʻAe, manaʻo wau pēlā? 131 00:04:58,710 --> 00:05:00,910 ? ʻAe, he phenom paha koʻu makuakāne? 132 00:05:01,012 --> 00:05:02,578 ? Pehea ʻo ia e hana ai? ? 133 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:05,681 ? Aia mākou a pau i kēia hui? 134 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:07,316 ? ʻAe, ʻo mākou? 135 00:05:07,418 --> 00:05:08,918 ? E like me mākou ʻehā ? 136 00:05:09,020 --> 00:05:12,588 ? Akā, ʻo kaʻu manaʻo he metaphorically? 137 00:05:12,690 --> 00:05:13,756 ʻAʻole. 138 00:05:13,858 --> 00:05:15,958 Akā hoʻomanaʻo wau i ka ʻōlelo ʻana ... 139 00:05:17,495 --> 00:05:19,295 ..."Maikaʻi kēia. 140 00:05:19,397 --> 00:05:22,565 Manaʻo wau he mea kā mākou ma ʻaneʻi." 141 00:05:22,667 --> 00:05:24,433 No kahi kauhale liʻiliʻi au. 142 00:05:24,535 --> 00:05:27,003 ʻilihune loa akā nani loa. 143 00:05:27,105 --> 00:05:28,137 - Auwe! - ʻAe! 144 00:05:28,139 --> 00:05:29,405 Nā keiki! 145 00:05:29,507 --> 00:05:32,375 ʻO ia ke kauhale helu ʻekahi ma Colombia a pau no ka... 146 00:05:32,477 --> 00:05:33,876 He aha ka ʻōlelo? 147 00:05:33,978 --> 00:05:34,979 Pepehi kanaka. 148 00:05:35,079 --> 00:05:36,679 ʻAe, nā pepehi kanaka. 149 00:05:36,781 --> 00:05:39,315 E kala mai iaʻu. ʻO ʻoe wale ... 150 00:05:39,417 --> 00:05:40,650 ? Wakka wakka wakka wakka ? 151 00:05:40,752 --> 00:05:42,685 Ua hāpai au i nā māhoe. 152 00:05:42,787 --> 00:05:44,320 Hapai loa me na mahoe. 153 00:05:44,422 --> 00:05:46,555 No laila, nui nā hīnaʻi holoi lole, 154 00:05:46,658 --> 00:05:51,260 nui nā kāwele pelu, ka nui o na wili nui. 155 00:05:51,362 --> 00:05:52,695 Hele mai! 156 00:05:52,797 --> 00:05:54,096 ʻAʻohe mea i ʻike. 157 00:05:54,198 --> 00:05:56,332 ʻAʻole hiki i kekahi ke haʻi. He mea kupanaha loa. 158 00:05:56,434 --> 00:05:58,134 Haʻaheo loa mākou iā mākou iho. 159 00:05:58,236 --> 00:05:59,535 - Ke hele nei mākou i laila. - ʻOiaʻiʻo? 160 00:05:59,637 --> 00:06:02,171 E lawe au iā ʻoe i lalo i Kina, kuu hoa. 161 00:06:02,273 --> 00:06:04,240 ʻAʻole ʻoe e ʻike i ka mea i hana ʻia. 162 00:06:04,342 --> 00:06:05,408 Aia mākou ma ʻaneʻi. 163 00:06:05,510 --> 00:06:07,043 ʻO ia ka AD mua. 164 00:06:07,145 --> 00:06:09,111 A nānā wale mai ʻo ia iā mākou. 165 00:06:09,213 --> 00:06:10,613 Ke kaʻa nei mākou. 166 00:06:10,715 --> 00:06:13,182 Hele mai ʻoe i koʻu hale a ʻo ʻoe hōʻino mai iaʻu a me koʻu hoa kāne... 167 00:06:13,284 --> 00:06:14,817 ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo i nā ala āpau 168 00:06:14,919 --> 00:06:17,286 ua hiki iā mākou ke hoʻopau iā ia. 169 00:06:17,388 --> 00:06:21,257 Aka, me ka hana mana. keia 10 mea keaka kupanaha 170 00:06:21,359 --> 00:06:24,960 ua hui pū i kēlā manawa kūpono. 171 00:06:25,063 --> 00:06:28,564 Ua loaʻa iā mākou kekahi i kekahi, a pa ka uila. 172 00:06:28,666 --> 00:06:32,601 ? ʻO ia ka pōʻai o ke ola? 173 00:06:32,704 --> 00:06:34,637 Hāpai mākou i kahi pēpē. 174 00:06:34,739 --> 00:06:36,138 ʻO Lily kona inoa. 175 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,207 - Hoʻohauʻoli! - Hoʻopau iā ia. 176 00:06:38,307 --> 00:06:39,308 ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hoʻopau. 177 00:06:39,310 --> 00:06:40,309 - ʻO ia kaʻu ... - Ke mele. 178 00:06:40,311 --> 00:06:42,878 ʻAe, ʻo ke mele. 179 00:06:42,980 --> 00:06:44,480 Aloha ʻoe iā Lily! 180 00:06:47,552 --> 00:06:49,685 E kaʻa ana au ma lalo o Ventura Boulevard, 181 00:06:49,787 --> 00:06:52,288 a kani kaʻu kelepona, a hiki mai "Aole i loaa." 182 00:06:52,390 --> 00:06:54,256 Ua like wau, "ʻAe, e pane wau." Kaomi. 183 00:06:54,358 --> 00:06:56,559 "Aloha?" "Erika." 184 00:06:56,661 --> 00:06:58,928 "ʻAe." "Ed O'Neill. 185 00:06:59,030 --> 00:07:00,663 "Ua ʻike au i ka pailaka. 186 00:07:00,765 --> 00:07:02,398 "He mea kupanaha. 187 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,600 "ʻOiaʻiʻo, inā ʻaʻole hele kēia hōʻike i 10 mau makahiki, 188 00:07:04,702 --> 00:07:07,803 ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu he aha lā Ke hana nei au i kēia ʻoihana." 189 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:09,071 A mai ia manawa mai, 190 00:07:09,173 --> 00:07:12,742 Ua maopopo iaʻu ka hōʻike e lawe ʻia ana. 191 00:07:12,844 --> 00:07:15,344 Ua maopopo iaʻu ka hōʻike e noho ana no 10 mau makahiki 192 00:07:15,446 --> 00:07:18,214 no ka mea, ua ʻōlelo ʻo Ed O'Neill pēlā. 193 00:07:18,316 --> 00:07:22,418 Ke lilo koke nei i hoʻokahi o nā hōʻike kaulana loa ma ka TV. 194 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,086 ʻO "Ohana Hou." 195 00:07:24,188 --> 00:07:25,387 Ua lohe paha ʻoe? 196 00:07:25,490 --> 00:07:28,190 Ua pana mākou i ka pilote, a ua hauʻoli loa mākou a pau. 197 00:07:28,292 --> 00:07:31,093 ʻAʻole naʻe au i noʻonoʻo nui 198 00:07:31,195 --> 00:07:34,363 a hiki i ka hoomaka ana e lele no ka manawa mua. 199 00:07:34,465 --> 00:07:37,166 A laila ʻike mākou, "Auē, e kuʻu Akua. 200 00:07:37,268 --> 00:07:39,435 He mea nui kēia. " 201 00:07:39,537 --> 00:07:42,872 He aha ka "Modern Family" hoʻopiʻi i nā kānaka he nui? 202 00:07:42,974 --> 00:07:45,608 He ʻakaʻaka ka hōʻike. 203 00:07:45,710 --> 00:07:47,309 ʻAe, ʻōlelo wau, ua pupule. 204 00:07:47,411 --> 00:07:49,712 I... He pahū wale nō. 205 00:07:49,814 --> 00:07:52,181 ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu pehea wau i pau ai iluna ma keia kulana, 206 00:07:52,283 --> 00:07:53,983 akā, he mea leʻaleʻa maoli. 207 00:07:54,085 --> 00:07:56,886 He mea paʻa ia mai kinohi mai. 208 00:07:56,988 --> 00:08:01,490 A ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu inā hiki e lilo i "Ohana Hou" i keia la 209 00:08:01,592 --> 00:08:04,193 no ka mea, he kakaikahi na hoikeike 210 00:08:04,295 --> 00:08:07,663 e ohi a hui makemake nā kānaka i kēia. 211 00:08:07,765 --> 00:08:10,199 ʻO ka mahalo aʻu e aloha mau nei, 212 00:08:10,301 --> 00:08:12,468 "Me he mea lā ua loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi kamera ma koʻu hale." 213 00:08:12,570 --> 00:08:15,437 ʻO ia ka mea e hōʻike ai hiki i koʻu ʻohana holoʻokoʻa ke nānā. 214 00:08:15,540 --> 00:08:16,939 ʻIke ʻoe, kaʻu keiki 10 makahiki noho pū me aʻu, 215 00:08:17,041 --> 00:08:18,574 kaʻu keiki ma ke kulanui ʻaʻole hāʻawi mai iaʻu i ka manawa o ka lā. 216 00:08:18,676 --> 00:08:21,010 Noho mākou a pau a nānā pū. 217 00:08:21,112 --> 00:08:23,012 Ke nānā nei ʻo "Modern Family" me kaʻu wahine. 218 00:08:23,114 --> 00:08:25,748 ʻO ka ʻohana Romney, ʻo ia kā lākou hōʻike punahele. 219 00:08:25,850 --> 00:08:27,116 - "Ohana Hou." - ʻAe. 220 00:08:27,218 --> 00:08:28,751 A ʻo ia ka hōʻike punahele a nā Obamas. 221 00:08:28,853 --> 00:08:31,520 Aloha ʻo Malia lāua ʻo Sasha i kēlā hōʻike. 222 00:08:31,622 --> 00:08:35,157 A i koʻu lohe ʻana, Noʻonoʻo wau, "Kupanaha kēlā." 223 00:08:35,259 --> 00:08:37,693 Ua ʻōlelo maoli kēlā hōʻike i nā ʻaoʻao ʻelua. 224 00:08:37,795 --> 00:08:40,629 ʻO ka TV maikaʻi loa i ka manawa nui hanohano i ka Emmy Awards 225 00:08:40,731 --> 00:08:41,831 i ka pō nei ma Los Angeles. 226 00:08:41,933 --> 00:08:43,566 ʻO nā lanakila nui ... "Ohana Hou." 227 00:08:43,668 --> 00:08:45,267 - "Ohana Hou"! - "Ohana Hou." 228 00:08:45,369 --> 00:08:47,236 "Ohana Hou," ka mockumentary 229 00:08:47,338 --> 00:08:49,371 e pili ana i kahi ʻohana ʻakaʻaka maikaʻi ʻole, 230 00:08:49,473 --> 00:08:51,607 lawe ʻo ia i ka makana hoʻohenehene kiʻekiʻe. 231 00:08:51,709 --> 00:08:53,409 He mea kupanaha, a penei, 232 00:08:53,511 --> 00:08:56,378 ka lā nui loa o ko'u ola i keia manawa. 233 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:59,248 Ua hana au ma o a 20-kekahi mea-makahiki hana 234 00:08:59,350 --> 00:09:03,786 akamai loa e pale aku ka loaʻa ʻana o kekahi makana. 235 00:09:03,888 --> 00:09:09,558 A e ʻōlelo wau i ka loaʻa ʻana ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o nā makana. 236 00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:12,261 Akā ʻo ka makahiki i lanakila ai mākou ʻO kā mākou Emmy Award ʻelima, 237 00:09:12,363 --> 00:09:13,963 aia kahi hui uwo i ka lehulehu. 238 00:09:14,065 --> 00:09:15,898 No laila ua like nā kānaka, "E ke Akua, ʻaʻole hou." 239 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,535 Welina mai i ka ʻO nā makana "Modern Family". 240 00:09:19,637 --> 00:09:22,705 No laila, i kēlā manawa, ua like mākou, "E hoʻāʻo mākou e lanakila ʻole i ka makahiki aʻe. 241 00:09:22,807 --> 00:09:24,974 E ʻoluʻolu, mai huhū ʻoe iā mākou." 242 00:09:25,076 --> 00:09:27,142 E nā kāne, ʻike ʻoe i kēlā kiʻi aʻu i hōʻike ai? 243 00:09:27,245 --> 00:09:29,078 E hana hou kākou i kēia manawa. Hiki iā mākou ke hana i kēlā? 244 00:09:29,180 --> 00:09:31,146 - ʻAe. - ʻAe. 245 00:09:31,249 --> 00:09:33,082 Ke hilinaʻi nei ʻoe i kona poʻohiwi. 246 00:09:33,184 --> 00:09:35,084 - Nui ʻo ia i kēia manawa. - ʻAe. 247 00:09:35,186 --> 00:09:36,585 ʻO kēia ka hopena o kahi au iā mākou. 248 00:09:36,687 --> 00:09:38,854 - Pono mākou e hana penei. - E ʻae mai iaʻu e ʻike hou i kēia. 249 00:09:38,956 --> 00:09:42,825 ʻO 11 mau makahiki he mea nui loa hapa o ke ola o kekahi. 250 00:09:42,927 --> 00:09:44,727 ʻAe, hele mākou. E lawe wale kākou i kēia mau mea. 251 00:09:44,829 --> 00:09:45,861 ʻO ka pau ʻana ʻo ia ... 252 00:09:45,963 --> 00:09:47,529 A eia mākou e hele ai. 253 00:09:47,632 --> 00:09:50,032 - ... paʻakikī ke noʻonoʻo. - Ke hopohopo nei nā kānaka a pau. 254 00:09:56,110 --> 00:09:58,110 Gil Pickles! ʻO wai ka makemake i kahi Gil Pickle? 255 00:09:58,212 --> 00:09:59,511 Leʻaleʻa? He ʻakaʻaka anei ʻoe? 256 00:09:59,613 --> 00:10:02,247 ʻO Margaritas, ʻoukou, kēia poʻe. 257 00:10:03,132 --> 00:10:03,880 E hooki. 258 00:10:03,882 --> 00:10:04,883 Rainer Shine. 259 00:10:04,885 --> 00:10:05,951 Pepa Saltzman. 260 00:10:06,053 --> 00:10:07,285 - I ka wā e hōʻike ai ... - ʻŌ. 261 00:10:07,387 --> 00:10:09,054 ...he hōʻike holomua, maʻalahi ... 262 00:10:09,156 --> 00:10:11,256 Ua kauoha au i ka circus. 263 00:10:11,358 --> 00:10:12,424 ...e kiʻi i nā mea keaka maikaʻi loa. 264 00:10:12,526 --> 00:10:13,625 ʻŌ! Aloha, haua! 265 00:10:13,727 --> 00:10:15,393 Auē. ʻO ʻoe ʻo Ray Liotta. Auwe. 266 00:10:15,496 --> 00:10:16,728 Billy Dee Williams? 267 00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:18,063 He peʻa nui wau. 268 00:10:18,165 --> 00:10:19,998 No ka mea makemake lākou e hana i nā ʻāpana ʻakaʻaka, a makemake lākou e ... 269 00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:21,600 E nana a e kahaha. 270 00:10:21,702 --> 00:10:23,168 ...ʻoliʻoli i kahi kākau maikaʻi. 271 00:10:23,270 --> 00:10:24,436 Hele au i ʻelima mau mile i ka lā, 272 00:10:24,538 --> 00:10:26,371 a ua loaʻa iaʻu kahi mea nui ka nui o ke oki plastik. 273 00:10:26,473 --> 00:10:28,807 ʻO "Modern Family" he hana papa, 274 00:10:28,909 --> 00:10:30,876 a ua makemake na kanaka e hele mai e paani. 275 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:34,613 ʻO wau ke aliʻi keiki ʻino, a makemake au i ko oukou mau poo! 276 00:10:34,715 --> 00:10:35,914 He kaʻa Katrina. 277 00:10:36,016 --> 00:10:39,351 Ua like ʻo ia me ke kāne kāne liʻiliʻi loa kanaka aʻu i ʻike ai! 278 00:10:39,453 --> 00:10:41,953 Ua pā anei ʻoe i ka laumā, ʻili ʻili 279 00:10:42,055 --> 00:10:43,588 o ka wahine 48 makahiki? 280 00:10:43,690 --> 00:10:45,657 E nīnau iā ʻoe i ka mea like. 281 00:10:45,759 --> 00:10:46,958 ʻO ia ka lanakila. 282 00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:49,494 I koʻu kono ʻia ʻana e lilo i ʻāpana o ka hōʻike, 283 00:10:49,596 --> 00:10:50,762 Ua hauʻoli wau. 284 00:10:50,864 --> 00:10:52,631 A hopohopo iki au. 285 00:10:52,733 --> 00:10:54,533 Auwe, kokoke mai. 286 00:10:54,635 --> 00:10:58,003 ʻO kēia ka mea nui loa a me ka pāʻina maikaʻi loa ma ke kūlanakauhale, 287 00:10:58,105 --> 00:11:01,406 a ua ʻike nā mea a pau ma ia pāʻina. 288 00:11:01,508 --> 00:11:04,276 - B kaha. - A me ka hana! 289 00:11:04,378 --> 00:11:06,211 Aia ʻo ia ma ʻaneʻi. 290 00:11:06,313 --> 00:11:08,280 Aia ʻo ia ma ʻaneʻi! 291 00:11:08,382 --> 00:11:10,816 ʻAe! 292 00:11:13,554 --> 00:11:15,420 - Haley, e komo i loko. - Maikaʻi wau, mahalo. 293 00:11:15,522 --> 00:11:16,855 ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole mākou e hoʻokuʻu kekahi i kekahi 294 00:11:16,957 --> 00:11:17,958 a hiki i kou komo ʻana i ʻaneʻi. 295 00:11:18,058 --> 00:11:19,059 Haley, komo i ka apo. Hele mai. 296 00:11:19,159 --> 00:11:22,060 - ʻŌ. - Pololei, ʻae. 297 00:11:22,162 --> 00:11:24,262 ʻOiaʻiʻo, akā ʻo wai ka mea e pono ai ka ʻapo ke hiki iā ʻoe ... 298 00:11:24,364 --> 00:11:25,964 - Kane-lulu! - Kane-lulu! 299 00:11:26,066 --> 00:11:27,432 Hāʻawi iā lākou kahi lumi, hāʻawi iā lākou i kahi lumi. 300 00:11:27,534 --> 00:11:30,502 ʻO ka maikaʻi o ke ʻano o ka hōʻike 301 00:11:30,604 --> 00:11:33,438 ʻo ia ka maʻalahi e hana ai 302 00:11:33,540 --> 00:11:37,209 mālama hou i nā mea a pau a ʻakaʻaka no nā mea keaka. 303 00:11:37,311 --> 00:11:39,377 A lohe au i nā moʻolelo kahi i noho ai, like, 304 00:11:39,479 --> 00:11:42,347 ka huāhuā o nā hōʻike ʻē aʻe ma ka hailona no ka mea, 305 00:11:42,449 --> 00:11:44,883 "ʻŌ, 'Ohana Hou' pau i ka ʻaina awakea." 306 00:11:44,985 --> 00:11:46,852 ʻAe, hele mākou, e nā kāne. Nā makana kālepa. 307 00:11:46,954 --> 00:11:48,220 - E hoʻomākaukau. - Eia mākou e hele ai. 308 00:11:48,322 --> 00:11:49,654 Laka ia. E ʻoluʻolu. 309 00:11:49,756 --> 00:11:50,789 Kaʻa ʻana! 310 00:11:50,891 --> 00:11:52,190 Holo wikiwiki ka hōʻike. 311 00:11:52,292 --> 00:11:53,293 ʻO koʻu manaʻo, ʻaʻole wau e hoʻomākeʻaka iā ʻoe. 312 00:11:53,393 --> 00:11:55,327 ʻO koʻu manaʻo, ʻo ia paha ka holo wikiwiki loa 313 00:11:55,429 --> 00:11:56,862 hoʻokahi-kameʻe hōʻike aia. 314 00:11:56,954 --> 00:11:57,963 ʻAe, hele mākou. 315 00:11:57,965 --> 00:11:59,464 E hana mākou i kahi hoʻomaʻamaʻa wikiwiki. 316 00:11:59,566 --> 00:12:00,799 Hōʻike mākou i ka poʻe holo moku. 317 00:12:00,901 --> 00:12:03,101 E nā kāne, Makemake au i 10-20 ma ʻaneʻi, e ʻoluʻolu. 318 00:12:03,203 --> 00:12:05,904 Māmā lākou, a laila koke ke hoʻi hou mai nei ka mea hoʻolele, 319 00:12:06,006 --> 00:12:09,174 hoʻomaka mākou e pana. 320 00:12:09,276 --> 00:12:11,243 Ke hele ʻoe ma ka hoʻonohonoho o "Ohana Hou," 321 00:12:11,345 --> 00:12:13,511 he hui, he ʻohana. 322 00:12:13,614 --> 00:12:16,181 Makemake mākou a pau e hana i kēia, kēlā me kēia māhele, 323 00:12:16,283 --> 00:12:18,016 e like me ka maikai. 324 00:12:18,118 --> 00:12:20,318 Manaʻo wau he ʻoi aku ka ʻakaʻaka ... 325 00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:22,621 ʻO ke ala a mākou e pana ai, kōkua ia i ka ʻakaʻaka, 326 00:12:22,723 --> 00:12:25,924 no ka mea, ua like kou manao Loaʻa iā ʻoe ka manawa e hoʻoponopono ai 327 00:12:26,026 --> 00:12:27,292 a hana i nā hana he nui. 328 00:12:27,394 --> 00:12:29,094 Ke hana nei au! Ke hana nei au! 329 00:12:29,196 --> 00:12:30,362 Ke hana nei ʻoe. 330 00:12:33,033 --> 00:12:35,967 ʻO nā kānaka a puni ʻoe, inā ʻoe e hoʻāʻo i kekahi mau alts 331 00:12:36,069 --> 00:12:37,769 a i ʻole kekahi mea i ka hopena o ka lā, 332 00:12:37,871 --> 00:12:39,337 ʻo ka hopena o ka lā 3:00 o ke awakea 333 00:12:39,439 --> 00:12:40,805 a i ʻole 6:00 paha, ʻike ʻoe? 334 00:12:40,908 --> 00:12:42,540 Ua maikaʻi nā kānaka. 335 00:12:42,643 --> 00:12:44,309 Ua like lākou, "ʻAe, e ho'āʻo i nā mea hou." 336 00:12:44,411 --> 00:12:45,677 Akā i kekahi manawa ua hele ʻoe ... 337 00:12:45,779 --> 00:12:47,579 Aia wau ma kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni, a ʻo ka hola 2:00 o ke kakahiaka, 338 00:12:47,681 --> 00:12:49,314 a ua like ʻoe, "He manaʻo koʻu no kahi laina hou," 339 00:12:49,416 --> 00:12:51,449 a ke kiʻi nei ʻoe i kēia, like, mai ke kanaka boom, 340 00:12:51,551 --> 00:12:53,318 e like me, "[BLEEP]" 341 00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:55,620 [BLEEP] poino. 342 00:12:55,722 --> 00:12:58,323 ʻO mākou ... ʻAʻole ... ʻAʻohe mea ʻakaʻaka. 343 00:12:58,425 --> 00:12:59,691 "ʻAʻole ia e ʻoi aku ka ʻakaʻaka." 344 00:12:59,793 --> 00:13:01,226 ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke manaʻoʻiʻo aia ʻekolu 345 00:13:01,328 --> 00:13:03,028 nā palapala hoʻopaʻa hana i kēia manawa. 346 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:06,665 ʻO ia ka mea meta loa ka mea i noho mau. 347 00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:10,001 He palapala palapala. 348 00:13:10,103 --> 00:13:12,270 Ma ka hōʻike he palapala hōʻike. 349 00:13:12,372 --> 00:13:15,206 ʻAe. 350 00:13:15,309 --> 00:13:18,476 Kēia hōʻike "Modern Family" aloha nui ʻia e nā ʻAmelika. 351 00:13:18,578 --> 00:13:20,712 Ke hoʻomau nei ʻoe me Ty? 352 00:13:20,814 --> 00:13:23,515 ʻAʻole. Makemake au e kūkākūkā i kēia manawa. 353 00:13:23,617 --> 00:13:25,050 ʻAʻole, launa pū mākou me ke kaulana. 354 00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,351 ʻAe, ʻaʻole, maikaʻi mākou. 355 00:13:26,453 --> 00:13:27,852 ʻO ia ka mea maikaʻi loa kanaka ma ka honua holoʻokoʻa. 356 00:13:27,955 --> 00:13:31,122 ʻo ia. Hāʻawi ʻo ia iaʻu i ka manaʻo ʻino no ka hapa nui o kaʻu hana. 357 00:13:31,224 --> 00:13:33,124 Actron 2000. 358 00:13:33,226 --> 00:13:35,126 ʻO Ty kekahi o kēlā mau holoholona kupua. 359 00:13:35,228 --> 00:13:36,895 ʻAʻole ia he kanaka maikaʻi wale nō. 360 00:13:36,997 --> 00:13:38,763 ʻŌ! 361 00:13:42,102 --> 00:13:44,936 He ʻakaʻaka ʻo ia, he koʻikoʻi. he ʻuhane, he lokomaikaʻi. 362 00:13:45,038 --> 00:13:46,371 ʻO ia wale nō ka mea nui loa. 363 00:13:46,473 --> 00:13:49,507 A e kāhāhā mau ʻo Ty iaʻu me ka mea i puka mai i kona waha 364 00:13:49,609 --> 00:13:50,809 a i ʻole kāna mea e hana ai me kona kino. 365 00:13:50,911 --> 00:13:52,577 ʻae nō hoʻi. ʻO ka mana o ka nohona ... 366 00:13:54,414 --> 00:13:55,780 - ʻO wau ... ʻAʻole, koʻu ʻōpū ... - ʻO kou ʻōpū kēlā? 367 00:13:55,882 --> 00:13:57,215 - ʻAe. - Auē. 368 00:13:57,317 --> 00:13:59,551 He kani kupanaha kēlā. 369 00:13:59,653 --> 00:14:01,386 - Paʻa no ka ʻōpū o Ty, e ʻoluʻolu. - Paʻa. 370 00:14:01,488 --> 00:14:03,154 E paʻa ana no ka ʻōpū ʻana o Ty. 371 00:14:03,256 --> 00:14:06,758 E like me kā lākou ʻōlelo ʻana i ka hana, leʻaleʻa mau. 372 00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:10,562 ʻAʻole au i loaʻa i ka wā ʻino e hana ana i kahi kiʻi ma kēia hōʻike. 373 00:14:10,664 --> 00:14:11,930 Inā ʻaʻole e ʻeha kino. 374 00:14:12,032 --> 00:14:14,132 A ʻo ia hoʻi, ʻano ʻē au. Makemake au i kēlā. 375 00:14:14,234 --> 00:14:16,134 Makemake au i ka hāʻule. 376 00:14:16,236 --> 00:14:17,068 Auwe! 377 00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:19,771 - I lalo. - E ke Akua! Phil! 378 00:14:19,873 --> 00:14:21,206 ʻAʻole! 379 00:14:24,644 --> 00:14:27,278 ʻAe, ʻaʻole. E ke Akua. 380 00:14:27,381 --> 00:14:29,781 Eia kekahi, ʻeono paha makahiki iā ia 381 00:14:29,883 --> 00:14:31,583 e hoike mai ia'u ma ke ano akahai loa 382 00:14:31,685 --> 00:14:34,219 Pono wau e ho'ōki i ke kamaʻilio ʻana ma mua o ka lawe ʻana. 383 00:14:34,321 --> 00:14:35,954 ʻAe. ʻAe. 384 00:14:36,056 --> 00:14:37,355 E kamaʻilio ana au, e kamaʻilio ana, kamailio ana, kamailio. 385 00:14:37,457 --> 00:14:40,225 "Hana!" A ua like ʻo ia, "He mea hiki ʻole." 386 00:14:40,327 --> 00:14:41,626 Mākaukau wau. 387 00:14:41,728 --> 00:14:43,728 ʻAe. E hele i mua. 388 00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:46,531 No laila, aie paha wau iā ia ʻeono makahiki o nā hiʻohiʻona. 389 00:14:46,633 --> 00:14:47,766 Um... 390 00:14:47,868 --> 00:14:49,901 - ʻŌ. - I kēia manawa ua maikaʻi. 391 00:14:53,106 --> 00:14:55,840 Mai kinohi mai, ua hana ikaika māua 392 00:14:55,942 --> 00:14:57,742 e lilo i hoa hana maikaʻi, 393 00:14:57,844 --> 00:15:01,179 a manaʻo wau a manaʻolana wau ʻo ia ka unuhi, ʻike ʻoe? 394 00:15:01,281 --> 00:15:04,015 ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo a mākou e hana nei hilinaʻi maoli kekahi i kekahi 395 00:15:04,117 --> 00:15:06,251 a ʻike maikaʻi kekahi i kekahi. 396 00:15:06,353 --> 00:15:08,686 Inā ʻaʻole mākou e hōʻike. 397 00:15:08,789 --> 00:15:12,090 Ua ʻike mākou i ka maikaʻi a me ka maikaʻi ʻole kekahi i kekahi i loko o 11 makahiki, 398 00:15:12,192 --> 00:15:17,429 a laki wale wau i ka loaʻa ʻana he hoa hana e like me ia. 399 00:15:22,602 --> 00:15:24,402 Ke manaʻo nei au i kahi melancholy 400 00:15:24,504 --> 00:15:26,004 i ka pau ana o keia 401 00:15:26,106 --> 00:15:28,239 no ka mea, ʻike wau i kēia mau ʻāpana hope loa, 402 00:15:28,341 --> 00:15:31,443 e ʻoi aku ka paʻakikī o ka wale e ho'āʻo maoli e hana i ka hōʻike. 403 00:15:31,545 --> 00:15:34,879 E poina ana au i kēia. 404 00:15:34,981 --> 00:15:37,215 ʻo wau kekahi. 405 00:15:37,317 --> 00:15:41,653 He ʻano kēia hōʻike ua hōʻino iaʻu ma ke ala maikaʻi loa ... 406 00:15:41,755 --> 00:15:44,856 no ka mea, ua lilo ia i ka ʻO ka hana maikaʻi loa o koʻu ola. 407 00:15:46,393 --> 00:15:47,926 ʻŌ! 408 00:15:48,028 --> 00:15:49,861 Aloha wau iā ʻoe. E kala mai au. 409 00:15:49,963 --> 00:15:51,563 E kala mai au. 410 00:15:58,742 --> 00:16:01,910 E hele wale i ko mākou ala ma mua nā mea a pau i hoʻonohonoho ʻia. 411 00:16:02,012 --> 00:16:07,682 A ma waho pono o ka set-dec ʻO ke keʻena ka hale ʻo Dunphy. 412 00:16:07,784 --> 00:16:11,886 No laila, ma laila ʻo Phil, Claire, Haley, Alex, a me Luke ola, 413 00:16:11,989 --> 00:16:15,957 a i kēia manawa ʻo Dylan a me nā māhoe e noho no hoi maanei. 414 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:19,394 He nui ka poʻe e nīnau mai iaʻu i ka mea ʻo ka ʻanuʻu ka haki. 415 00:16:19,496 --> 00:16:20,996 Pono e hoʻoponopono i kēlā ʻanuʻu. 416 00:16:21,098 --> 00:16:25,066 A ʻo ka pane i kēlā, ʻaʻohe kanaka ʻike maoli. 417 00:16:25,168 --> 00:16:26,401 Hoʻoponopono i kēlā ʻanuʻu. 418 00:16:26,503 --> 00:16:29,170 ʻO ... Manaʻo wau iā ia iho ua hele wale i nā ʻanuʻu, 419 00:16:29,273 --> 00:16:32,474 a he mea hoʻokani pila ʻo ia i hana ia i loko o ka hōʻike. 420 00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:33,675 A laila i loko o ka moʻo, 421 00:16:33,777 --> 00:16:36,311 hana mau ʻo ia i nā kuhikuhi ʻana i, 422 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:37,779 "ʻAe, pono wau e hoʻoponopono i kēlā ʻanuʻu." 423 00:16:37,881 --> 00:16:40,515 Pono e hoʻoponopono i kēlā ʻanuʻu! 424 00:16:40,617 --> 00:16:42,050 ʻO kā lākou lumi kuke kēia. 425 00:16:42,152 --> 00:16:44,019 ʻO nā mea a pau ma ʻaneʻi pono loa. 426 00:16:44,121 --> 00:16:46,154 ʻAʻohe mea āu e hoʻāʻo a wehe, 427 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,789 e loaʻa kekahi mea ma laila. 428 00:16:47,891 --> 00:16:49,024 Makemake au e kuhikuhi 429 00:16:49,126 --> 00:16:52,260 ua pau nā mea i ka makahiki 2010. 430 00:16:52,362 --> 00:16:54,529 Ua hoʻopaʻa pono lākou i kēia pahu hau 431 00:16:54,631 --> 00:16:56,331 a laila ʻaʻole i nānā i hope. 432 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,568 ʻIole. 433 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:02,003 He pāʻina ko kekahi maanei i ka hopena pule 434 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,905 a manaʻo wau ua lawe a puka mai ka papahele, 435 00:17:04,007 --> 00:17:06,808 no laila e loaʻa iaʻu kaʻu mea pena kiʻi maikaʻi loa. 436 00:17:06,910 --> 00:17:08,109 ʻO Rod Stewart. 437 00:17:08,211 --> 00:17:10,211 ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu inā maopopo iā ʻoukou kēlā. 438 00:17:10,314 --> 00:17:12,013 ʻO kēia ka wax tinted. 439 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:15,717 Hana ʻia no nā lako, aka, he kumu keia. 440 00:17:15,819 --> 00:17:20,121 ʻO wau ke alakaʻi pena ma ka hōʻike mai ka Season 2. 441 00:17:20,223 --> 00:17:22,357 Hoʻomanaʻo wau, i kēlā manawa, Ke inaina nei au e ae aku, 442 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,759 aka, aole au i lohe i ka hoikeike. 443 00:17:24,861 --> 00:17:28,029 Akā ʻo kaʻu kaikamahine he punahele nui, no laila ʻōlelo ʻo ia. 444 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:31,966 "Papa, e aho e lawe oe i keia mea no ka mea, e hele loa ana." 445 00:17:32,069 --> 00:17:34,836 10 makahiki ma hope mai, a ua pololei loa ia. 446 00:17:37,441 --> 00:17:38,907 ʻElima a emi mai paha. ʻElima a emi mai paha. 447 00:17:39,009 --> 00:17:41,543 E kelepona aku au iā ʻoe ke hiki mai ke kaʻa. 448 00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:43,411 He lā piha loa kēia lā. 449 00:17:43,513 --> 00:17:46,381 ʻO kaʻu e kapa nei he ʻohana piha lā i loaʻa iaʻu kēlā me kēia mea keaka 450 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,283 koe na keiki Dunphy ekolu. 451 00:17:48,385 --> 00:17:50,418 No laila, hoʻokahi wale nō nui hula domino a puni. 452 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,655 Akā ua lōʻihi kaʻu hana ʻana ua lawa ko'u manao e like me ka malie 453 00:17:53,757 --> 00:17:55,423 a ʻoluʻolu e like me kaʻu hiki ke hana. 454 00:17:55,525 --> 00:17:58,326 - Mahalo nui loa. - ʻaʻole pilikia. 455 00:17:58,428 --> 00:17:59,894 Eia kāu ʻaina kakahiaka ma ʻaneʻi. 456 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,429 Pono wau e haʻalele i ka ʻaina kakahiaka a Ed. 457 00:18:01,531 --> 00:18:05,934 Loaʻa iā ia kahi hua manu palai ma ka sourdough me ka letus, ka mayo, a me ka paʻakai. 458 00:18:06,036 --> 00:18:08,002 Ua like ia no ʻeiwa makahiki. 459 00:18:08,105 --> 00:18:11,239 Literally, loaʻa i nā kānaka a pau ka ʻaina kakahiaka hoʻokahi no ʻeiwa makahiki. 460 00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:12,941 Like, loaʻa iaʻu kāna ʻeke ʻeke. 461 00:18:13,043 --> 00:18:15,577 Me ka pau ana o ka hoikeike, he manaʻo kaumaha loa, 462 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:19,180 'o ka mea ma'amau, he hana wale no, a hele aku oe. 463 00:18:19,282 --> 00:18:22,650 Akā inā hele mākou a pau hoʻi i hui pū ʻia, 464 00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:23,885 aole loa keia. 465 00:18:23,987 --> 00:18:26,287 A ʻo kahi hapa nui o ia mea ʻo lākou, no laila ... 466 00:18:26,390 --> 00:18:28,223 ʻAe, e ka haku? 467 00:18:28,325 --> 00:18:29,524 kope. 468 00:18:29,626 --> 00:18:31,192 E hāʻawi mai iaʻu i hoʻokahi kekona, e nā kāne. 469 00:18:31,294 --> 00:18:32,927 Hoʻi koke au. 470 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,401 ʻAe. E kamaʻilio wale kāua ka Mitch-Cam mea mua. 471 00:18:39,503 --> 00:18:42,937 E kamaʻilio kākou no ka mea hana a ʻaʻole i hana. 472 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,173 ʻOiai ʻike wau i nā mea kākau a pau 473 00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:48,009 ua noʻonoʻo e pili ana i ka hopena 474 00:18:48,111 --> 00:18:51,279 a moeuhane no ia mea a me ka hoʻolālā no ia mea, 475 00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:56,718 Manaʻo wau aia lākou i loko kahi i kēia manawa ʻo ia hoʻi, 476 00:18:56,820 --> 00:18:59,988 ma ke ano maikai, maka'u. 477 00:19:00,090 --> 00:19:02,157 ʻO ka ʻakaʻaka mua, manaʻo ʻo ia, me he mea lā ... 478 00:19:02,259 --> 00:19:03,558 - Ua ike au. He mea ʻē. - ʻAe. 479 00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,660 "Ke kani nei ka uaki, e Cam." 480 00:19:05,762 --> 00:19:08,329 ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu e loaʻa ana ʻakaʻaka mākou i kēlā. Malia paha. 481 00:19:08,432 --> 00:19:10,365 ʻO kekahi o nā pōmaikaʻi o keia rumi kakau 482 00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:13,134 he nui loa o kakou i hala malaila mai kinohi mai. 483 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:16,771 Ua ʻike maikaʻi mākou kekahi i kekahi, a hilinaʻi kekahi i kekahi. 484 00:19:16,873 --> 00:19:18,807 A ʻo mākou he pūʻulu o nā mea lanakila 485 00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:21,709 ʻo wai ka makemake iā A i nā manawa a pau. 486 00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:24,579 Keia lumi o ka poe kakau, makahiki a me ka makahiki, 487 00:19:24,681 --> 00:19:28,950 ua haki i 24 mau ʻāpana i hoʻokahi kau. 488 00:19:29,052 --> 00:19:30,852 A lohe ʻole ʻia kēlā i kēia manawa. 489 00:19:30,954 --> 00:19:33,788 ʻO wau, ua hōʻike lākou hiki ke hana ia, 490 00:19:33,890 --> 00:19:35,924 a ʻaʻole ʻoe e kaumaha i ka maikaʻi. 491 00:19:36,026 --> 00:19:37,725 ʻEono minuke o ka hiamoe. 492 00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:40,528 Manaʻo wau ua maikaʻi ... "Loaʻa iaʻu he ʻeono mau minuke o ka hiamoe." 493 00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:42,697 A ua hana ikaika mākou e... 494 00:19:42,799 --> 00:19:44,299 ʻAʻole maikaʻi, ʻae, akā ... 495 00:19:44,401 --> 00:19:45,500 ... hoʻoikaika mau iā mākou iho 496 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:49,037 i oi aku makemake nui me nā ʻāpana. 497 00:19:49,139 --> 00:19:52,140 Ma laila kekahi o ka mea weliweli loa, 498 00:19:52,242 --> 00:19:55,243 hiki mai nā mea inventive mai loko mai o kahi lumi hoʻohenehene. 499 00:19:55,345 --> 00:19:58,179 "Nani ka leʻaleʻa iā ʻoe. Ua hewa iki ʻo Cameron." 500 00:19:59,847 --> 00:20:00,481 He ʻakaʻaka kēlā. 501 00:20:00,484 --> 00:20:03,284 - Ua ʻike ʻoe, pani ʻia kahi puka. - A wehe ʻia kahi pukaaniani. 502 00:20:03,386 --> 00:20:04,786 Akā, e pane anei kākou? 503 00:20:04,888 --> 00:20:06,821 - ʻAʻole ʻoe e pane i nā puka makani. - ʻŌ, leʻaleʻa iā ʻoe. 504 00:20:06,923 --> 00:20:08,590 Ua hewa iki ʻo Cam. 505 00:20:11,428 --> 00:20:13,328 Ua hiki mai kā mākou mau ʻāpana maikaʻi loa 506 00:20:13,430 --> 00:20:16,631 mai ka poe kakau i loaa ʻike i kekahi mea. 507 00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:18,733 A hoʻomaka mākou me kēlā. 508 00:20:18,835 --> 00:20:22,103 Ua hōʻike mākou a pau i ka weliweli mea e pili ana iā mākou iho, 509 00:20:22,205 --> 00:20:25,507 kā mākou mau kāne, nā keiki, nā mea a pau 510 00:20:25,609 --> 00:20:27,809 e hoʻopuka i kahi moʻolelo. 511 00:20:27,911 --> 00:20:29,878 Like, hoʻomanaʻo wau i ke kau ʻana i ka ʻāpana kahi o Mitch lāua ʻo Cam 512 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,913 puka i ka manawa like manawa i ka lole like. 513 00:20:32,015 --> 00:20:33,314 Ua hana hou ʻoe? 514 00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:35,683 Ua hana māua me koʻu hoa he mau kaukani manawa. 515 00:20:35,785 --> 00:20:39,387 Lily, ʻo ia ka manawa e pāʻani ai "ʻO wai ka mea ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi?" 516 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:43,258 Pono wau e hōʻike i kēlā i kekahi manawa i noho malihini ai au 517 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:46,594 ma ka hale o kahi hoaaloha pili loa, Ua hoʻokahe au i ka waina ʻulaʻula... 518 00:20:46,696 --> 00:20:48,630 - ʻŌ! - ... ma kahi moena. 519 00:20:48,732 --> 00:20:50,899 Pono koʻu makuahine e lawe i ka pila mokulele 520 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,333 i hele mai e kipa mai iaʻu ma Kaleponi. 521 00:20:52,435 --> 00:20:53,568 Ua hoʻi ʻo ia i ka Hikina. 522 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,403 A lilo ia i mea loopy iki. 523 00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:58,640 ʻO ka manawa kēia e lawe i kēlā mea kūikawā lāʻau lele lele ʻo Ronaldo i hāʻawi mai iā mākou. 524 00:20:58,742 --> 00:21:01,042 - He aha ka manaʻo o "cuidado"? - Manaʻo wau ʻo ia ke ʻano o "Sleep tight." 525 00:21:01,144 --> 00:21:02,844 - ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu. - ʻAe, hauʻoli. 526 00:21:02,946 --> 00:21:04,412 - Cuidado. - Mm-hmm. 527 00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:06,581 Akā ua hana mākou i kahi ʻāpana kahi o Mitch a me Cam 528 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,850 e lawe i ka pila mokulele, aka, ua paa ko lakou mahuka. 529 00:21:08,952 --> 00:21:10,218 No laila, ʻano hele lākou i ke kahua mokulele 530 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,053 ma ka papa mokulele, i loaa ia makou. 531 00:21:12,155 --> 00:21:13,888 - E hahai au iā ʻoe. - ʻAe, ʻae. 532 00:21:13,990 --> 00:21:15,757 A nalo maoli makou koʻu makuahine i kekahi manawa. 533 00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:17,325 Ua maopopo iaʻu. Instinct. 534 00:21:17,427 --> 00:21:20,295 A ʻike mākou iā ia e hoʻāʻo ana e kūʻai i nā lima o nā pāpale. 535 00:21:20,397 --> 00:21:23,097 A no laila, i ka wā e wāwahi ana mākou ʻO ka ʻāpana, ua like mākou, 536 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,532 "He aha kāu e hana ai ma ka papa mokulele?" 537 00:21:24,634 --> 00:21:27,936 A ʻōlelo wau, "ʻAe, ʻike wau e hele ʻoe a ho'āʻo e kūʻai i hoʻokahi tona o nā pāpale." 538 00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:35,310 Aia kekahi ʻōlelo i hala hele a puni no kekahi mau makahiki 539 00:21:35,412 --> 00:21:37,612 inā hauʻoli ʻoe ma ka hoʻonohonoho, 540 00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:41,015 maikaʻi, hauʻoli paha ʻoe e like me Eric ma kahi lā Fizbo? 541 00:21:41,117 --> 00:21:43,184 No ka mea, hauʻoli kēlā. 542 00:21:43,286 --> 00:21:44,719 Manaʻo wau ʻo kēia ka manawa hope loa. 543 00:21:44,821 --> 00:21:46,321 - Auwe. - Hōʻoiaiʻo. 544 00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:48,456 ʻO kēia ka mea no Fizbo. 545 00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:49,857 ʻAe. 546 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:53,428 Pehea ka nui o ko'u maka makemake i kēia moisturizer nui? 547 00:21:53,530 --> 00:21:55,463 ʻAe, i ko mākou pana ʻana i ka pailaka, 548 00:21:55,565 --> 00:21:59,367 Ua ʻōlelo wau, ua ʻike ʻoe, Ua makemake au e lilo i clown 549 00:21:59,469 --> 00:22:02,170 a hana ʻia e like me ka clown e like me ke kamaliʻi, a ua hoʻokolokolo au no 550 00:22:02,272 --> 00:22:04,472 ʻO Ringling Bros lāua ʻo Barnum a me ke kula ʻo Bailey Clown, 551 00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:06,140 a ua like ʻo Chris Lloyd, 552 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:09,611 "ʻAe, pono mākou ʻike i nā kiʻi o kēlā." 553 00:22:09,713 --> 00:22:13,047 ʻAʻole wau i ʻike e komo i ka hōʻike. 554 00:22:13,149 --> 00:22:14,882 Auwe. ʻO ʻoe kēlā, ʻAnakala Cam? 555 00:22:14,985 --> 00:22:16,417 ʻAʻole, ʻo wau ʻo Fizbo the Clown! 556 00:22:16,519 --> 00:22:17,952 ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ʻo wai kēia ʻAnakala Cam, 557 00:22:18,054 --> 00:22:20,321 aka, he u'i kona leo, 'a'ole anei? 558 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:22,690 E! Aloha, hoa ola! 559 00:22:26,296 --> 00:22:28,563 Makemake au e kau i ka make-up. 560 00:22:28,665 --> 00:22:30,999 Makemake au i ka lole. 561 00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:34,068 Aia kahi laina ma ka hōʻike i kahi i ʻōlelo ai ʻo Cam... 562 00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:35,370 Ua ʻike au ua makemake au e lilo i clown 563 00:22:35,472 --> 00:22:38,039 mai koʻu ʻike ʻana i nā clowns he poʻe me ka make-up wale nō. 564 00:22:38,141 --> 00:22:40,675 ʻO ia kaʻu i hoʻoholo ai 565 00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:43,011 Ua makemake ʻo Eric Stonestreet e lilo i clown. 566 00:22:43,113 --> 00:22:45,947 A i aku au, "E nana, inā wau e hana i kēia, 567 00:22:46,049 --> 00:22:48,082 pono ia." 568 00:22:48,184 --> 00:22:50,018 Makemake au e like me ko'u makemake. 569 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:54,122 ʻO Steve like, "Aia iā ʻoe ka mana ma luna o ka clown." 570 00:22:54,224 --> 00:22:57,592 ʻAʻohe pono i ke aniani inā ʻoe ma ke ʻano selfie. 571 00:22:57,694 --> 00:22:59,293 ʻAʻole pololei kēlā. 572 00:22:59,396 --> 00:23:01,496 E noi ana au ka make-up i ke aniani. 573 00:23:01,598 --> 00:23:04,032 ʻAʻole ʻoe i ʻike i kahi ʻāpana o "Fizbo ka Clown"? 574 00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:05,500 Ua nānā ʻoe i kekahi o ka hōʻike? 575 00:23:05,602 --> 00:23:07,335 ʻAʻole wau hoʻomanaʻo. 576 00:23:07,437 --> 00:23:10,238 ʻO ka manaʻo i loaʻa iaʻu kau i ka moe clown... 577 00:23:10,340 --> 00:23:12,006 Auwe! 578 00:23:12,108 --> 00:23:13,708 ...a hele mai ka pōʻai piha. 579 00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:15,410 ʻAe, e nā kāne, e, ʻo wau hou. 580 00:23:15,512 --> 00:23:17,145 Ano, e hoomanao ke hoʻohana ʻoe i ka make-up 581 00:23:17,247 --> 00:23:20,648 i ka ʻāina waha, ʻaʻole ʻoe makemake e hoʻonui. 582 00:23:20,750 --> 00:23:23,918 Ke hana nei ʻoe i ka hoʻopunipuni, ʻaʻole hoʻohuli iā lākou. 583 00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:25,987 ʻIke ʻoe, ua moeʻuhane wau o ka lilo ana i clown i ka circus. 584 00:23:26,089 --> 00:23:27,588 ʻŌ. 585 00:23:27,691 --> 00:23:29,424 ʻAʻole au i ʻike e lilo wau i clown 586 00:23:29,526 --> 00:23:31,192 i ka circus nui loa o na mea a pau. 587 00:23:34,659 --> 00:23:36,126 No ka poʻe ʻike ʻole "Ohana Hou," 588 00:23:36,228 --> 00:23:37,261 He aha ka hōʻike e pili ana? 589 00:23:37,263 --> 00:23:38,362 ʻAe, ʻo "Modern Family" e pili ana i... 590 00:23:38,464 --> 00:23:39,496 Hoʻokahi minuke. E kamaʻilio ana au i kou hoʻomaka ʻana. 591 00:23:39,598 --> 00:23:41,999 - ʻO koʻu hewa ia. - Ua maikaʻi. 592 00:23:42,101 --> 00:23:44,535 Hele mai iaʻu me ka paʻakikī nā nīnau ma laila pono i mua. 593 00:23:44,637 --> 00:23:46,236 ʻO ka "Modern Family" e pili ana i... 594 00:23:46,338 --> 00:23:47,738 ʻO kēia mau ʻohana ʻokoʻa ʻekolu 595 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,307 a pehea ko lakou noho ana a e launa pu me kekahi. 596 00:23:50,409 --> 00:23:53,343 Ke hele nei lākou a pau i kā lākou nā pilikia a me ko lākou mau pae. 597 00:23:53,446 --> 00:23:54,778 He mea hoʻomakeʻaka maoli nō ia, 598 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,081 a ke hele wale nei mākou a pau no ka holo ana, 599 00:23:57,183 --> 00:23:58,882 a e ʻoluʻolu loa ia. 600 00:23:58,984 --> 00:24:01,118 ʻAe, he mea ʻakaʻaka kēia. 601 00:24:01,220 --> 00:24:06,490 ʻO kēlā me kēia hana aʻu i hana ai, Loaʻa iaʻu ka makuahine wela loa. 602 00:24:06,592 --> 00:24:08,959 Loaʻa iaʻu ka makuahine wela loa. 603 00:24:10,338 --> 00:24:11,195 Ua hana wau! 604 00:24:11,197 --> 00:24:12,696 E pāʻani ana au ma waho! 605 00:24:15,234 --> 00:24:16,433 ʻŌ! 606 00:24:16,535 --> 00:24:18,268 Ke hele nei i ka ʻike o ka ulu ana ma kahi hoikeike, 607 00:24:18,370 --> 00:24:21,071 a ʻoi aku ka hōʻike aia no 11 makahiki, 608 00:24:21,173 --> 00:24:23,874 paʻakikī loa, akā mahalo wau 609 00:24:23,976 --> 00:24:27,878 pono wau e hana me Nolan a ʻo Rico a loaʻa kēlā pili. 610 00:24:27,980 --> 00:24:31,815 Akā, pono wau e ʻōlelo, ʻelua mau makahiki i loaʻa iaʻu nā braces, 611 00:24:31,917 --> 00:24:35,719 kēlā... kēlā mau ʻāpana ʻaʻole maoli kaʻu punahele. 612 00:24:35,821 --> 00:24:37,087 Nānā wau i luna. 613 00:24:37,189 --> 00:24:40,824 ʻO ka mamao ma waena o kā mākou hale he 2,443 mile. 614 00:24:40,926 --> 00:24:43,694 ʻAe, ma kekahi mau palapala ʻāina, ua like kēia nui. 615 00:24:43,796 --> 00:24:46,363 E ke Akua, naʻaupō ʻoe. 616 00:24:46,465 --> 00:24:48,365 ʻŌlelo mau wau ʻo "Ohana Hou" 617 00:24:48,467 --> 00:24:50,934 he wikiō home ʻoihana. 618 00:24:51,036 --> 00:24:53,904 No laila ʻike wau i kaʻu i nānā ai a Ua like ia me koʻu 10 makahiki, 619 00:24:54,006 --> 00:24:57,441 i koʻu makahiki 15 a hiki i koʻu piha ʻana i 20. 620 00:24:57,543 --> 00:25:00,277 A no laila, like, Ua loaʻa iaʻu kaʻu honi mua ma ka hōʻike. 621 00:25:00,379 --> 00:25:03,147 Mau loa. 622 00:25:03,249 --> 00:25:05,249 ʻO ka hui holoʻokoʻa a me nā mea hoʻokani a pau ... 623 00:25:05,351 --> 00:25:07,417 - ʻĀ! - Kahaha. 624 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,187 ... ma laila, a aia ma ke kāmele. 625 00:25:10,289 --> 00:25:12,222 Hoʻopau i ka manawa nui loa o koʻu ola? 626 00:25:12,324 --> 00:25:14,591 - Mahalo hou, e Māmā. - ʻŌ! 627 00:25:14,693 --> 00:25:17,361 A lilo ka mea kāhāhā i mea kāhāhā. 628 00:25:17,463 --> 00:25:20,764 Loaʻa i kēia pāʻina nā mea a pau. 629 00:25:20,866 --> 00:25:23,767 ʻO "Modern Family" kaʻu hana mua, kaʻu hoʻokolokolo mua. 630 00:25:23,869 --> 00:25:26,270 Auē. Maikaʻi loa kēia mau kīʻaha. 631 00:25:26,372 --> 00:25:27,373 Aloha, e ka meli. 632 00:25:27,473 --> 00:25:29,373 Hoʻomanaʻo wau i koʻu lā mua ma ka hoʻonohonoho. 633 00:25:29,475 --> 00:25:31,842 Ua ʻike mākou iā ʻoukou ma "Ohana Hou." 634 00:25:31,944 --> 00:25:33,410 - ʻAe! - Ua nānā mākou. 635 00:25:33,512 --> 00:25:35,512 - ʻAe. - Pioloke loa au. 636 00:25:35,614 --> 00:25:38,382 Ua like wau, "He set hoʻopunipuni kēia, a he mau hale hoopunipuni keia a pau. 637 00:25:38,484 --> 00:25:40,717 no laila he poʻe hoʻopunipuni kēia." 638 00:25:40,820 --> 00:25:43,387 ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu kaʻu e noʻonoʻo nei, akā ... 639 00:25:43,489 --> 00:25:47,224 I kēlā me kēia manawa aʻu e nānā ai i ka episode "Loaʻa i ke kānāwai"... 640 00:25:47,326 --> 00:25:48,659 - Kahaha! - ʻŌ! 641 00:25:48,761 --> 00:25:50,661 ʻAʻole! ʻŌ! 642 00:25:50,763 --> 00:25:51,829 - ʻAʻole! - ʻAʻole! 643 00:25:51,931 --> 00:25:53,163 E kala mai au! 644 00:25:53,265 --> 00:25:56,400 ... hoʻomaopopo iaʻu pehea ka loihi loa 645 00:25:56,502 --> 00:25:59,736 ua hoʻomaka ka hōʻike a ʻehia ka nui o koʻu pēpē. 646 00:25:59,839 --> 00:26:01,672 - He aha kā lākou e hana nei? - ʻAʻohe mea. 647 00:26:01,774 --> 00:26:04,975 ʻO kēlā me kēia mea, me he mea lā e lanakila ana ʻo Pāpā. 648 00:26:05,077 --> 00:26:06,410 Hoʻomanaʻo wau i kēlā manawa, like, 649 00:26:06,512 --> 00:26:08,846 ʻaʻole maopopo i kaʻu e ʻōlelo nei 650 00:26:08,948 --> 00:26:11,615 no ka mea, he opiopio loa au a hala ole. 651 00:26:11,717 --> 00:26:14,251 ʻO kēia mau ʻakaʻaka i lele ma luna o koʻu poʻo i kēlā manawa. 652 00:26:14,353 --> 00:26:17,387 I kēia manawa, like wau, "ʻAe. I kēia manawa ua loaʻa iaʻu kēlā." 653 00:26:18,858 --> 00:26:19,923 ʻO kaʻu mau keiki i kēia manawa nā makahiki 654 00:26:20,025 --> 00:26:22,926 ʻo kēia mau keiki i ka wā i hoʻomaka ai. 655 00:26:23,028 --> 00:26:24,228 'Ōlelo pinepine ka poʻe, "ʻAe, ua... 656 00:26:24,330 --> 00:26:25,596 Ua aʻo nui anei ʻoe i kēlā mau keiki?" 657 00:26:25,698 --> 00:26:27,397 A like wau, "ʻAʻole." 658 00:26:27,499 --> 00:26:29,433 Ua aʻo nui lākou iaʻu. 659 00:26:31,904 --> 00:26:34,738 Hoailona maoli na keiki 660 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:40,077 pehea ka lōʻihi o ka hōʻike ʻana ko mākou ola a ma ke kīwī, 661 00:26:40,179 --> 00:26:44,982 kikoʻī ko Nolan kiʻekiʻe literally marks it. 662 00:26:45,084 --> 00:26:46,516 ʻEono mahina i loko o ka hōʻike, 663 00:26:46,619 --> 00:26:49,486 Ua hoʻoholo wau e hana i kahi palapala kiʻekiʻe. 664 00:26:49,588 --> 00:26:52,389 Luke, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ma aneʻi, 12 makahiki. 665 00:26:52,491 --> 00:26:55,592 Eia kekahi, ʻo Ariel... Alex... aia ma ʻaneʻi. 666 00:26:55,694 --> 00:26:57,694 A aia ʻo Haley ma ʻaneʻi. 667 00:26:57,796 --> 00:26:59,096 A laila hele ʻo Luke ma ʻaneʻi. 668 00:26:59,198 --> 00:27:00,797 ʻIke, hoʻomaka ʻo ia i lalo ma ʻaneʻi i ka 12, 669 00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:03,901 a eia oia he mau makahiki ma hope aku. 670 00:27:08,007 --> 00:27:09,339 Nānā wau iā Ariel lāua ʻo Nolan, 671 00:27:09,441 --> 00:27:12,409 a i kekahi manawa makemake au e wili i ko lakou ai. 672 00:27:12,511 --> 00:27:15,112 A i nā manawa ʻē aʻe, Makemake au e kuʻi iā lākou a make lākou 673 00:27:15,214 --> 00:27:17,447 No ka mea, aloha nui au iā lākou, ʻike ʻoe? 674 00:27:17,549 --> 00:27:20,317 ʻO lākou wale nō e like me koʻu mau kaikaina, 675 00:27:20,419 --> 00:27:22,586 a pela hoi o Julie. 676 00:27:22,688 --> 00:27:23,754 He kaikuahine nui ʻo ia. 677 00:27:23,856 --> 00:27:27,624 He ʻānela kiaʻi ʻo ia i kekahi manawa. 678 00:27:27,726 --> 00:27:30,761 I ka wā i noi ai kaʻu kāne mare, 679 00:27:30,863 --> 00:27:33,730 ua nīnau ʻo ia i koʻu makuahine a makua no ko lakou hoopomaikai ana. 680 00:27:33,832 --> 00:27:39,036 A laila, hahai akula ʻo ia ʻO Julie Bowen lāua ʻo Ty Burrell 681 00:27:39,138 --> 00:27:40,637 a noi aku i ko lakou hoomaikai. 682 00:27:40,739 --> 00:27:43,240 No laila... 683 00:27:43,342 --> 00:27:47,210 ʻoiaʻiʻo nō lākou e like me kaʻu papa ʻelua o nā mākua. 684 00:27:47,313 --> 00:27:50,447 - He aha? - Aloha nui wale iā ʻoe. 685 00:27:50,549 --> 00:27:52,215 - Ke hoʻohenehene nei ʻoe iaʻu. - ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole mākou. 686 00:27:52,318 --> 00:27:55,352 ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole loa. 687 00:27:59,858 --> 00:28:01,792 "Ohana Hou." 688 00:28:01,894 --> 00:28:03,427 Aia ka hui ma ʻaneʻi. 689 00:28:03,529 --> 00:28:04,695 Aia ʻo Justin. 690 00:28:04,797 --> 00:28:09,800 ʻO Eric, ʻAberahama, Julie, Joe. 691 00:28:09,902 --> 00:28:12,135 Loaʻa ka hapalua o koʻu ola ua lilo ma keia hoikeike, 692 00:28:12,237 --> 00:28:15,339 a ua lilo ia i ʻāpana nui o koʻu ʻano 693 00:28:15,441 --> 00:28:18,241 a me ke ala aʻu e wehewehe ai iaʻu iho. 694 00:28:18,344 --> 00:28:20,811 Ua kākoʻo mau kēia pūʻulu, 695 00:28:20,913 --> 00:28:23,280 ma ko mākou mau manawa maikaʻi loa a me kā mākou pōʻino. 696 00:28:23,382 --> 00:28:27,184 He ʻohana maoli nō mākou. 697 00:28:27,286 --> 00:28:29,386 Manaʻo wau aia wau i ka pae hōʻole. 698 00:28:29,488 --> 00:28:31,488 Manaʻo wau ʻaʻole i hiki mai iaʻu. 699 00:28:31,590 --> 00:28:33,223 A laila, like, i ka pau ʻana o ka hōʻike 700 00:28:33,325 --> 00:28:34,958 a e kīkī ana, e like me, "ʻAʻole wau ... 701 00:28:35,060 --> 00:28:37,260 ʻAʻole wau e hoʻi mai hana ma keia wahi." 702 00:28:37,363 --> 00:28:39,196 Like, ʻaʻole wau ... ʻaʻole wau ... 703 00:28:39,298 --> 00:28:41,198 ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ... ʻike i nā kānaka a pau 704 00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:42,799 aʻu i ulu ai i kēlā me kēia lā. 705 00:28:42,901 --> 00:28:48,171 A makemake wau e hiki iaʻu e hoʻi a hana hou. 706 00:28:50,509 --> 00:28:51,625 Honi ko'u lauoho. 707 00:28:51,727 --> 00:28:54,128 Makemake wau e haʻi mai ʻoe iaʻu he aha ka ʻokoʻa o koʻu lauoho. 708 00:28:54,230 --> 00:28:55,396 A i ʻole ka mea e hoʻomanaʻo ai iā ʻoe. 709 00:28:55,498 --> 00:28:56,964 ʻAe. 710 00:28:57,066 --> 00:28:58,766 ʻO kekahi mea? 711 00:28:58,868 --> 00:29:00,701 Pīhoihoi au inā ʻaʻole. 712 00:29:00,803 --> 00:29:02,970 E hana hou. He aha ka mea e hoʻomanaʻo ai iā ʻoe? 713 00:29:03,072 --> 00:29:04,805 Honi wale ia me oe. ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu. 714 00:29:04,907 --> 00:29:06,740 - ʻO Palika. - ʻŌ. 715 00:29:06,843 --> 00:29:10,110 ʻO ia ka shampoo aʻu i ʻaihue ai mai ka hōkele ma Parisa. 716 00:29:10,213 --> 00:29:12,179 Ua noho au ma kahi hōkele ʻē aʻe, hoʻomanaʻo? 717 00:29:12,281 --> 00:29:16,083 - ʻAe, he Palani nō. - ʻAe. 718 00:29:16,185 --> 00:29:18,118 ʻAe, e nā kāne. E hele kāua. 719 00:29:20,623 --> 00:29:23,224 ʻAe, e hele kāua. Ke piʻi nei ka pahupaʻikiʻi. 720 00:29:23,326 --> 00:29:25,259 E komo ana au mai kahi āu e kū nei. 721 00:29:25,361 --> 00:29:26,427 ʻAe. 722 00:29:26,529 --> 00:29:28,262 E hoʻomālamalama, e ʻoluʻolu ke kani. 723 00:29:28,364 --> 00:29:30,798 - Kaʻa ʻana. - A me ka hana! 724 00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:33,834 ʻO ʻoe ka lōʻihi loa pilina i loaʻa iaʻu. 725 00:29:33,936 --> 00:29:36,737 Eha kane, ekolu puuwai, 726 00:29:36,839 --> 00:29:38,539 a me na hana aloha lehulehu. 727 00:29:38,641 --> 00:29:40,774 Ua kū ʻoe me aʻu i loko o ia mau mea a pau. 728 00:29:40,877 --> 00:29:43,210 - ʻIke ʻoe, ma mua ... - A e loaʻa mau iā mākou ʻo Mitchell. 729 00:29:43,310 --> 00:29:44,311 He aha? 730 00:29:44,313 --> 00:29:46,747 ...ka mea hoihoi, manaʻo wau, 731 00:29:46,849 --> 00:29:49,683 ʻaʻohe oʻu ʻike pehea e pāʻani ai i ka ʻāpana. 732 00:29:49,785 --> 00:29:53,954 No ka mea, ua manao au, "ʻAʻole au i kēia makahiki ma mua." 733 00:29:54,056 --> 00:29:55,923 Ke komo ʻoe i kou mau makahiki 60, 734 00:29:56,025 --> 00:29:59,126 ua like ia, "He wahi haole maoli keia." 735 00:29:59,228 --> 00:30:01,228 A nana au ia Sof�a Vergara, a manaʻo wau, 736 00:30:01,330 --> 00:30:03,197 "ʻO wai ka mea e manaʻoʻiʻo i kēia?" 737 00:30:03,299 --> 00:30:04,965 - ʻAe, ʻo kou makuakāne paha kēia. - Kona makuakāne? 738 00:30:05,067 --> 00:30:06,667 - ʻAe. - ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole, ʻakaʻaka kēlā. 739 00:30:06,769 --> 00:30:08,202 ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole, ʻo wau kāna kāne. 740 00:30:08,304 --> 00:30:10,471 Mai hoʻopunipuni ʻoe i ka, uh... 741 00:30:10,573 --> 00:30:11,872 E hāʻawi mai iaʻu i ʻaneʻi. 742 00:30:11,974 --> 00:30:14,575 No laila, i nā mea a pau me Sof'a, Ua ʻōlelo wale aku au iā ia, 743 00:30:14,677 --> 00:30:15,943 "Nānā pono ʻoe e kōkua iaʻu ma ʻaneʻi. 744 00:30:16,045 --> 00:30:20,648 Pono ʻoe e hana maoli me he mea la ua hoihoi mai oe ia'u." 745 00:30:20,750 --> 00:30:22,016 ʻAʻohe oʻu pilikia 746 00:30:22,118 --> 00:30:24,151 e hoohuoi ana ia Ed. 747 00:30:24,253 --> 00:30:28,555 ʻIke ʻoe, a he 11 makahiki aku nei, ʻo ia, i kona wā kahiko. 748 00:30:28,658 --> 00:30:31,625 No ka mooolelo, Manaʻo wau ua puhi ʻoe i ka wela. 749 00:30:31,727 --> 00:30:35,195 E ʻimi mau wau i ka ʻae a Ed. 750 00:30:35,298 --> 00:30:36,664 E like me kēlā me kēia manawa aʻu e hana ai i kekahi mea, 751 00:30:36,766 --> 00:30:37,965 Makemake au e nānā iā ia. 752 00:30:38,067 --> 00:30:39,500 ʻIke ʻoe, no ka mea ʻaʻole wau ... 753 00:30:39,602 --> 00:30:41,502 ʻĀ, i kēia manawa... Manaʻo wau i kēia manawa, ma hope o 11 mau makahiki, 754 00:30:41,604 --> 00:30:43,570 i kēia manawa hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo ʻo wau he mea hana keaka akamai. 755 00:30:43,673 --> 00:30:45,673 Akā, 11 makahiki aku nei, ʻaʻole wau. 756 00:30:45,775 --> 00:30:47,675 ʻIke ʻoe, Ua hoʻomaka wau e hana lohi loa i koʻu ola. 757 00:30:47,777 --> 00:30:48,782 ʻAʻole ʻoe e ʻōlelo, "Hauʻoli lā hānau." 758 00:30:48,844 --> 00:30:51,245 - ʻAe. - Hele mākou me ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa. 759 00:30:51,347 --> 00:30:53,213 "E hāʻawi mai iaʻu i ka chess set. E hoʻoponopono mākou i kēia manawa. 760 00:30:53,316 --> 00:30:54,715 I kēia manawa, e hele kāua," a i kou hele ʻana me ia, 761 00:30:54,817 --> 00:30:56,417 - hele, "Hauʻoli lā hānau, Phil!" - ʻAe, ʻae. 762 00:30:56,519 --> 00:31:00,020 A he mea kupanaha ka ʻike ʻana iā Ed e kōkua iā Rico 763 00:31:00,122 --> 00:31:03,891 a e ʻike iā Rico, e like me, e aʻo i nā mea a pau a mohala. 764 00:31:03,993 --> 00:31:06,827 - Pehea ʻoe, Rico? - Maikaʻi loa. 765 00:31:06,929 --> 00:31:08,729 E hana ʻoe i ka Benihana mea hou koke? 766 00:31:08,831 --> 00:31:10,898 Soon enough, soon enough, yeah. 767 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,335 Ed, ʻike ʻoe, lawe ʻo ia iaʻu i lalo kona eheu mai kinohi mai 768 00:31:14,437 --> 00:31:16,036 a hoike mai ia'u i na kaula. 769 00:31:16,138 --> 00:31:18,238 I kekahi manawa ʻaʻole paha wau ua pa i ka hoohenehene pono 770 00:31:18,341 --> 00:31:20,507 a i ʻole pilikia wau i kekahi ʻōlelo, 771 00:31:20,609 --> 00:31:21,809 a lawe ʻo Ed iaʻu ma kahi ʻē, a hele ʻo ia, 772 00:31:21,911 --> 00:31:23,177 "ʻAe, e hana pū kāua me ia. 773 00:31:23,279 --> 00:31:24,645 E ho'āʻo e like me kēia." 774 00:31:24,747 --> 00:31:26,547 A laila ʻano hele i hope a i waho, i hope a i waho. 775 00:31:26,649 --> 00:31:28,649 A laila, ʻike ʻoe, nana ia i ke alakai 776 00:31:28,751 --> 00:31:31,285 a e minoʻaka iā ia me he mea lā, "Ua mākaukau ʻo ia. E hana kāua i kēia." 777 00:31:31,387 --> 00:31:32,886 ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hana me ʻoe. 778 00:31:32,989 --> 00:31:34,321 ʻO kāna mea i aʻo mai ai iaʻu, ʻo wau nō ... 779 00:31:34,423 --> 00:31:36,190 Hiki iā mākou ke apo. He ʻohana mākou. 780 00:31:36,292 --> 00:31:37,758 ... lawe mai i ka hana i kēlā me kēia lā. 781 00:31:37,860 --> 00:31:39,226 E ho'āʻo wau e haʻaheo iā ʻoe. 782 00:31:39,328 --> 00:31:41,128 Ua loaʻa iā ʻoe! 783 00:31:41,230 --> 00:31:43,030 A me ka hana! 784 00:31:43,132 --> 00:31:44,732 Welina mai i kāu moeʻuhane. 785 00:31:44,834 --> 00:31:46,433 Ho ho ho ho. 786 00:31:48,113 --> 00:31:51,005 Auē. Ua lohe anei au iā Gloria e ʻōlelo ana, "Ho ho ho"? 787 00:31:51,107 --> 00:31:52,840 ʻŌlelo ʻo ia, "Ho ho ho." 788 00:31:52,942 --> 00:31:54,475 ʻO ia ka mea i hoʻokaʻawale iaʻu. 789 00:31:54,577 --> 00:31:56,343 "Ho ho ho"! 790 00:31:56,445 --> 00:31:59,380 Sof'a, i kona wa e hana ino ai, ʻo ka mea ʻakaʻaka loa. 791 00:31:59,482 --> 00:32:01,448 Pono ʻoe e hoʻoponopono i kēia me Shorty. 792 00:32:01,550 --> 00:32:03,717 Pono ʻoe e hoʻonui i ka nifeen. 793 00:32:06,022 --> 00:32:08,155 - Sofoa. - Honey, ua inu ʻo ia i kekahi mau mea inu. 794 00:32:08,257 --> 00:32:10,791 Ke moeʻuhane ʻoe la blouto mamoose... 795 00:32:10,893 --> 00:32:11,992 He aha kāu i ʻōlelo ai? 796 00:32:12,094 --> 00:32:13,100 He leʻaleʻa mākou. 797 00:32:13,162 --> 00:32:14,528 Aia ka iole ma kou waha? 798 00:32:14,630 --> 00:32:16,530 A laila ala mākou a hoʻomau hou. 799 00:32:16,632 --> 00:32:18,599 - Ua hewa hou au? - ʻAe, ʻae. 800 00:32:18,701 --> 00:32:20,634 - Poultice. - Ua ʻōlelo hewa ʻoe i kēlā me kēia manawa. 801 00:32:20,736 --> 00:32:22,503 - I nā manawa āpau. - Ke ulu nei ka ʻino. 802 00:32:22,605 --> 00:32:23,771 ʻIke ʻoe i kēlā. 803 00:32:26,642 --> 00:32:28,609 "Aloha ʻoe i kāu moeʻuhane. 804 00:32:28,711 --> 00:32:31,445 Ho ho ho." 805 00:32:31,547 --> 00:32:34,581 Noho mālie, mālie. Nā manawa ʻakaʻaka. 806 00:32:34,683 --> 00:32:36,550 Pbht! 807 00:32:36,652 --> 00:32:39,153 He mea nui ke kulou nā kānaka ma ka hana ʻana i nā leo ʻeke. 808 00:32:39,255 --> 00:32:41,789 I kēlā me kēia lā, hele ʻo ia i kahi kūlana fetal, 809 00:32:41,891 --> 00:32:44,958 omo ana i kona manamana lima, me ka ʻōlelo ʻana, "He paʻakikī ka hana." 810 00:32:45,061 --> 00:32:47,728 - Paʻakikī ka hana. - Paʻakikī loa ka hana ʻana, e nā kāne. 811 00:32:47,830 --> 00:32:50,230 - He nui kāu e noʻonoʻo ai. - He paʻakikī loa. 812 00:32:50,332 --> 00:32:53,667 Ke hana nui nei au. 813 00:32:53,769 --> 00:32:55,969 No ke kiʻi ʻana i kahi kāne male kāne i loko o kahi hale paʻa, 814 00:32:56,072 --> 00:32:58,238 aloha home me ke kaikamahine, 815 00:32:58,340 --> 00:32:59,940 He aha ke ʻano o ia mea? 816 00:33:00,042 --> 00:33:01,642 He mea nui ia iā kāua. 817 00:33:01,744 --> 00:33:03,710 ʻO wau, manaʻo wau e ulu ana 818 00:33:03,813 --> 00:33:06,146 me he mea la e nana ana no nā kumu hoʻohālike ma ke kīwī, 819 00:33:06,248 --> 00:33:07,548 ʻaʻole pono e ʻike iā lākou, 820 00:33:07,650 --> 00:33:10,250 Makemake au e hiki iā mākou ke lilo i nā keiki i kēia manawa. 821 00:33:10,352 --> 00:33:12,953 - He pilau me ke aloha mau loa. - Auwe. ʻŌ. 822 00:33:13,055 --> 00:33:14,621 - ʻO Mitch lāua ʻo Cam... - ʻO, ʻē, he kaikamahine puaʻa. 823 00:33:14,723 --> 00:33:17,958 ...he mau kāne maʻamau kēia... 824 00:33:18,060 --> 00:33:19,066 Ma laila ʻoe e hele ai. 825 00:33:19,128 --> 00:33:20,928 - ... e ho'āʻo ana e hānai i kahi keiki ... - Ha-ha. 826 00:33:21,030 --> 00:33:23,831 ...a e pili ana i ka hoʻoikaika i ka mea e kau ai ma luna o lākou. 827 00:33:23,933 --> 00:33:27,734 Ua ala ʻo Lily i ka pō a pau no ka mea ʻaʻohe ona Bunny, 828 00:33:27,837 --> 00:33:29,670 ʻo ia hoʻi, ua ala mākou i ka pō a pau 829 00:33:29,772 --> 00:33:32,239 no ka mea, ʻaʻohe ona Bunny. 830 00:33:32,341 --> 00:33:35,209 E ke Akua, ua uē paha ʻo ia no... Pehea ka lōʻihi, e Cam? 831 00:33:35,616 --> 00:33:36,643 Cam, Kame. 832 00:33:36,645 --> 00:33:38,712 ʻO Mm. E kala mai. 833 00:33:38,814 --> 00:33:41,582 ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo lākou i ulana pu i ka moolelo 834 00:33:41,684 --> 00:33:44,384 o ka hiki ole o Jay e ae aku i kana keiki ponoi... 835 00:33:44,487 --> 00:33:45,986 - He aha? - Manaʻo wau ua maʻalahi loa ʻoe 836 00:33:46,088 --> 00:33:48,555 no ka puka ʻana mai o Mitch i waho o ke keʻena. 837 00:33:48,657 --> 00:33:49,658 ʻAe. 838 00:33:49,758 --> 00:33:50,991 ...Manaʻo wau he pilina kēlā 839 00:33:51,093 --> 00:33:52,659 ka nui o na kanaka hiki ke pili i. 840 00:33:52,761 --> 00:33:54,027 - Mitch, e hele ma ʻaneʻi. - I kēia manawa? 841 00:33:54,130 --> 00:33:55,262 ʻAe, ʻano ʻē koʻu manaʻo. 842 00:33:55,364 --> 00:33:56,830 He aha kāu e kali nei, he pahu kokoleka? 843 00:33:56,932 --> 00:33:58,165 E hana kāua i kēia. 844 00:33:58,267 --> 00:34:00,501 He nui koʻu makuakāne complications me aʻu i ka gay 845 00:34:00,603 --> 00:34:02,102 a hiki ke nānā i kēlā ʻano e like me Jay 846 00:34:02,204 --> 00:34:04,671 a e like me, "Maopopo iaʻu kāna mea e hana nei." 847 00:34:04,773 --> 00:34:07,508 A hāʻawi mai iaʻu i nā mea he nui aloha i koʻu makuakāne. 848 00:34:07,610 --> 00:34:09,243 Ua hāʻawi i koʻu makuakāne a nui ke aloha iaʻu. 849 00:34:09,345 --> 00:34:11,812 ʻO ia ka mea momona aʻu i ʻike ai. 850 00:34:11,914 --> 00:34:14,948 Inā ʻo ia ka nui o ka hopena ʻO kēia mau kānaka ʻelua wale nō, 851 00:34:15,050 --> 00:34:18,452 Hiki iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo i ka nui ua pili i ke koena o ka honua. 852 00:34:18,554 --> 00:34:20,120 Ke hoʻomākaukau nei ka hui "Modern Family". 853 00:34:20,222 --> 00:34:22,356 no ka mare nui loa hanana o ke kau. 854 00:34:22,458 --> 00:34:24,057 Quartet, quartet, quartet! 855 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,860 ʻŌlelo hope ʻo Cam lāua ʻo Mitchell "I do." 856 00:34:26,962 --> 00:34:28,529 - ʻŌ! - Nānā? 857 00:34:28,631 --> 00:34:31,198 ʻAʻole ʻo ia ... ʻO ia ka mea i mākaukau ʻole. 858 00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:32,766 Ke hele nei au iā ʻoe ma ke ala? 859 00:34:32,868 --> 00:34:34,401 Kiola anei kekahi i ka pua? 860 00:34:34,503 --> 00:34:36,770 ʻO koʻu manaʻo, ke ʻōlelo wale nei au, ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ke ʻano o kēia mea 861 00:34:36,872 --> 00:34:38,071 me kaʻu mau kāne mai ka hui. 862 00:34:38,174 --> 00:34:40,440 ʻO kēia... ʻAʻole pili kēia iā lākou. E pili ana kēia iā ʻoe. 863 00:34:40,543 --> 00:34:42,109 ʻO ʻoe ka mea ʻoluʻolu ʻole ma ʻaneʻi. 864 00:34:42,211 --> 00:34:45,312 Maikaʻi, ʻae wau. He mea ʻē kēia mea mare a pau iaʻu. 865 00:34:45,414 --> 00:34:46,480 Auwe. 866 00:34:46,582 --> 00:34:49,516 ʻO ka māhele male ʻo ka piko paha 867 00:34:49,618 --> 00:34:50,918 o kēia ʻike holoʻokoʻa noʻu. 868 00:34:51,020 --> 00:34:53,053 He kiʻi i uhaʻi i nā pale, 869 00:34:53,155 --> 00:34:56,156 he makahiki piha imua o ka Aha Kiekie 870 00:34:56,258 --> 00:34:59,092 ua hoʻopaʻa ʻia ka male male kāne ma nā mokuʻāina he 50. 871 00:34:59,195 --> 00:35:00,260 E hoʻomaka, e Pāpā. 872 00:35:00,262 --> 00:35:01,595 Pono paha ʻoe e noho. 873 00:35:01,697 --> 00:35:04,464 ʻOiaʻiʻo, manaʻo wau iā ʻoe a E hele wāwae iki au. 874 00:35:04,567 --> 00:35:06,166 He mare maoli ko maua 875 00:35:06,268 --> 00:35:08,101 ua kiʻi ʻia kēlā a kau i kahi sitcom. 876 00:35:08,204 --> 00:35:12,472 A hāʻawi lākou iā ia i ka manawa pono ia i ka manaʻo no mākou. 877 00:35:12,575 --> 00:35:15,509 A manaʻo wau he ʻoiaʻiʻo ke pāʻani nei ma ia mau hiʻohiʻona. 878 00:35:15,611 --> 00:35:19,079 Mahalo iā ʻoukou a pau maanei i keia manawa hauoli. 879 00:35:19,181 --> 00:35:23,083 'Ākoakoa mākou i kēia lā e hui pū me ʻelua mau kānaka kupaianaha. 880 00:35:23,185 --> 00:35:26,119 ʻO Cameron, lawe ʻoe iā Mitchell i kane nau? 881 00:35:26,222 --> 00:35:27,421 Makemake wau. 882 00:35:27,523 --> 00:35:29,690 E Mitchell, lawe ʻoe iā Cameron i kane nau? 883 00:35:29,792 --> 00:35:31,491 Makemake wau. 884 00:35:31,594 --> 00:35:35,429 A laila e nā mana i hāʻawi ʻia iaʻu e ka mokuʻāina o Kaleponi, 885 00:35:35,531 --> 00:35:39,233 Pono wau e haʻi oukou e na hoa no ke ola. 886 00:35:39,335 --> 00:35:41,268 Hiki iā ʻoe ke honi i kāu kāne. 887 00:35:50,679 --> 00:35:53,513 Auē, kuʻu akua. 888 00:35:53,616 --> 00:35:55,816 - Ua male mākou. - ʻAe, ua hana mākou. 889 00:35:55,918 --> 00:35:58,218 - ʻAe? - No laila kāu hōʻailona no kāu hula 890 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,388 - aia ma laila. - ʻAe. 891 00:36:01,490 --> 00:36:03,123 Lepe. ʻO koʻu apo mare kēia. 892 00:36:03,225 --> 00:36:06,326 Ua pau koʻu kaumaha mai koʻu male ʻana. 893 00:36:06,428 --> 00:36:07,628 Auwe. 894 00:36:07,730 --> 00:36:09,296 ʻIke ʻoe, he wahine au no ka Hema 895 00:36:09,398 --> 00:36:11,498 a me ka moopuna o ke kahuna pule Bapetite, 896 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:15,135 a he kāne kāne wau, a i koʻu wahi i hele mai ai i loko o koʻu ʻohana, 897 00:36:15,237 --> 00:36:16,536 ʻaʻole maikaʻi ke kāne kāne. 898 00:36:16,639 --> 00:36:17,838 A aia wau i kēia hōʻike 899 00:36:17,940 --> 00:36:20,974 ua hoʻololi maoli i kā mākou pilina. 900 00:36:21,076 --> 00:36:22,442 Ua hoʻololi i ke ala noʻonoʻo lākou. 901 00:36:22,544 --> 00:36:25,579 Ua hele a hiki i kēia manawa, ʻo ia wale nō ka mainstream, 902 00:36:25,681 --> 00:36:26,747 a ua ʻae ʻia, 903 00:36:26,849 --> 00:36:28,949 a ma ka naʻau a me nā lehelehe o nā kānaka. 904 00:36:29,051 --> 00:36:31,818 a hiki i na mea a pau ke ike iā lākou iho ma kahi ʻano, 905 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,353 a kamaʻilio lākou ma ko lakou halepule, 906 00:36:33,455 --> 00:36:37,357 a ua kōkua wale ia i ka hoʻololi ʻana i koʻu ʻohana. 907 00:36:41,330 --> 00:36:43,196 ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo pehea e hiki mai ana 908 00:36:43,299 --> 00:36:46,366 e lilo i wahi o keia ao kahi Ua hiki mai ka "Ohana Hou". 909 00:36:46,468 --> 00:36:48,769 akā ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke ʻike kēlā poʻe i kēlā me kēia lā. 910 00:36:48,871 --> 00:36:51,772 ʻo kahi laʻana, Aia au ma kahi papaʻaina i heluhelu ʻia i kekahi mau pule aku nei, 911 00:36:51,874 --> 00:36:52,939 a hiki au i ka laina, 912 00:36:53,042 --> 00:36:55,542 "E leʻaleʻa wale kākou i kekahi i kekahi wh..." 913 00:36:55,644 --> 00:36:56,910 Aia, ke uē nei au i ka ʻōlelo ʻana. 914 00:36:57,012 --> 00:37:00,947 "E leʻaleʻa wale kākou a pau..." Oh, God. 915 00:37:01,050 --> 00:37:04,084 “E leʻaleʻa wale kākou a pau no ke aha mākou ... ʻoiai hiki iā mākou," 916 00:37:04,186 --> 00:37:08,055 a haʻalulu wale wau i ka waimaka ma ka papa heluhelu no ka mea au... 917 00:37:08,157 --> 00:37:10,257 Ua kanu au i a ka nui o ia manao, 918 00:37:10,359 --> 00:37:12,693 a ʻo wau-ʻaʻole wau makaukau e hana me ia. 919 00:37:12,795 --> 00:37:16,263 A ʻano wale nō hele koke mai iaʻu, a ... 920 00:37:16,365 --> 00:37:19,700 Ua hala loa mākou i hui pū ʻia me he ʻāpana, 921 00:37:19,802 --> 00:37:22,235 a ʻo mākou kēlā me kēia ʻōnaehana kākoʻo o kekahi. 922 00:37:22,338 --> 00:37:25,038 ʻO ia wale nō ka hana a ka ʻohana. 923 00:38:04,578 --> 00:38:08,380 Loaʻa i kēlā me kēia pae kani ma Fox he papa ma ka puka komo 924 00:38:08,482 --> 00:38:11,950 e hōʻike ana i nā hōʻike nui a pau i paʻi ʻia ma ia kahua. 925 00:38:12,052 --> 00:38:13,919 A i kēia manawa, aia ʻo "Modern Family", 926 00:38:14,021 --> 00:38:17,189 akā ʻaʻohe o mākou lā hopena i kālai ʻia. 927 00:38:17,291 --> 00:38:19,725 No laila ke kali nei mākou ʻaʻole koke kēlā lā 928 00:38:19,827 --> 00:38:23,228 kahi e loaʻa ai ʻoki ʻia i loko o kēlā pā. 929 00:38:23,330 --> 00:38:25,464 No laila, ʻo ia ka papaʻaina hope loa. 930 00:38:25,566 --> 00:38:28,166 Aia wau ma ʻaneʻi, hope loa! 931 00:38:28,269 --> 00:38:29,468 Welina mai i ka papa heluhelu, e ka hoa. 932 00:38:29,570 --> 00:38:30,869 ʻAe! ʻO kaʻu mua ia... 933 00:38:30,971 --> 00:38:32,638 - ʻAe, ʻo kāu papa ʻaina mua ... - ... akā heluhelu ka papaʻaina hope loa. 934 00:38:32,740 --> 00:38:34,873 Heluhelu ka papa mua, akā... 935 00:38:34,975 --> 00:38:37,976 ʻEā, ʻo wau ʻo Nolan. Pāʻani wau ... pāʻani wau iā Luke. 936 00:38:38,078 --> 00:38:40,912 Ua hele mai mākou i ka pōʻai piha. Ua like loa. 937 00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:43,915 ʻAe, e hele kāua. 938 00:38:44,018 --> 00:38:48,787 Eia mākou i ka 250th episode o "Ohana Hou." 939 00:38:53,994 --> 00:38:56,762 Na ke kanaka me ka leo gula e lawe aku. 940 00:38:56,864 --> 00:38:58,497 ʻAe. 941 00:38:58,599 --> 00:39:01,566 Kanawai 1, hale o Dunphy maloko, lumi hookipa, kakahiaka. 942 00:39:01,669 --> 00:39:02,968 ʻO Mitchell, Cam, a me Lily he... 943 00:39:03,070 --> 00:39:05,570 Aole au i manao pela E lilo ana au i ʻāpana 944 00:39:05,673 --> 00:39:09,174 o keia mea maikai a kūikawā. 945 00:39:09,276 --> 00:39:10,642 Hoʻopiʻi au i nā manawa a pau. 946 00:39:10,744 --> 00:39:13,645 ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu, No ke aha e hiki ʻole ai iā lākou ke kākau e like me "Law and Order"? 947 00:39:13,747 --> 00:39:16,381 No ke aha e hiki ʻole ai iā mākou ke hele mau e like me "Kanawai a me ke Kauoha"? 948 00:39:16,483 --> 00:39:17,949 ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu. No ke aha mai? 949 00:39:18,052 --> 00:39:20,252 No ke aha mākou ... No ke aha mākou e hoʻopau ai? 950 00:39:23,457 --> 00:39:25,557 Hele mai maanei. Ua maikaʻi. 951 00:39:28,562 --> 00:39:31,163 11 makahiki aku nei, Laki loa mākou a pau 952 00:39:31,265 --> 00:39:32,698 wale no ka hana mau. 953 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:36,101 A he 11 makahiki ma hope mai, eia mākou. 954 00:39:36,203 --> 00:39:38,970 Ua hala mākou i nā manawa kiʻekiʻe loa, 955 00:39:39,073 --> 00:39:41,073 a ua hele mākou i laila no kekahi i kekahi 956 00:39:41,175 --> 00:39:42,841 i nā manawa haʻahaʻa loa o ko mākou ola. 957 00:39:42,943 --> 00:39:44,142 He wela loa ma ʻaneʻi. 958 00:39:44,244 --> 00:39:46,211 Huhu ko'u mau maka. 959 00:39:46,313 --> 00:39:48,046 Pume wale lākou i ka pollen. ʻAʻole ia... 960 00:39:48,148 --> 00:39:50,515 He kau allergy kēia, e nā kāne. 961 00:39:50,617 --> 00:39:53,685 He mau keiki na Ty mai ia mai ua hana mākou i ka hōʻike. 962 00:39:53,787 --> 00:39:55,153 Ua male au. 963 00:39:55,255 --> 00:39:57,556 Aia nā haʻihaʻi. Aia nā makaʻu olakino. 964 00:39:57,658 --> 00:40:00,025 ʻO koʻu manaʻo, ua loaʻa mākou ma o ka nui loa 965 00:40:00,127 --> 00:40:01,226 i hui pū ʻia, 966 00:40:01,328 --> 00:40:03,895 a ʻo mākou kēlā me kēia ʻōnaehana kākoʻo o kekahi. 967 00:40:03,997 --> 00:40:05,797 Ua nānā au i kaʻu mau keiki 968 00:40:05,899 --> 00:40:08,633 e hele i ka hapa nui o ke kula haʻahaʻa. 969 00:40:08,736 --> 00:40:12,938 Ua kanu au i koʻu hoahānau. 970 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:17,709 Ua hele au i kahi oki mare ma keia hoikeike. 971 00:40:17,811 --> 00:40:22,981 A ua lilo kēia i a wahi no'u e hele mai ai. 972 00:40:23,083 --> 00:40:26,752 No laila, inā ʻo kēia kaʻu hana maikaʻi loa, E lawe au. 973 00:40:33,861 --> 00:40:38,563 Manaʻo wau aia ma waho wale nō ʻO kā mākou mau moeʻuhane hihiu loa. 974 00:40:38,665 --> 00:40:42,501 ʻO nā ʻike i loaʻa iā mākou, nā hoaaloha, 975 00:40:42,603 --> 00:40:46,338 ka ʻohana i loaʻa ... 976 00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:49,241 ua hānau ʻia ma kēia ʻāina. 977 00:40:51,211 --> 00:40:53,378 He wānana ka inoa. 978 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,614 He ʻohana hou kēia. 979 00:40:55,716 --> 00:40:57,649 Aia ka pilikia ma ka ʻohana. 980 00:40:57,751 --> 00:40:59,451 Nui ke aloha i loko o ka ʻohana. 981 00:40:59,553 --> 00:41:00,852 Akā he aha ka hōʻike mau e pili ana i... 982 00:41:00,954 --> 00:41:02,687 Kiola, e hele aku ia Rico! 983 00:41:02,790 --> 00:41:05,724 ... hoʻi pū mai lāua no ka mea, ua aloha kekahi i kekahi. 984 00:41:05,826 --> 00:41:07,459 Hele mai! 985 00:41:07,561 --> 00:41:09,995 A ʻo ia ka mea ua like me keia manawa a pau. 986 00:41:10,097 --> 00:41:12,297 ʻAe, hana nā mea a pau ʻike i kahi lens kamera? 987 00:41:15,169 --> 00:41:18,403 ʻAʻole loaʻa iaʻu kekahi mea e like me keia e hele aku. 988 00:41:18,505 --> 00:41:22,040 No laila ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu he aha e like ana ia. 989 00:41:22,142 --> 00:41:24,276 Makemake au e ola i kēia manawa. 990 00:41:24,378 --> 00:41:26,611 3, 2, 1. 991 00:41:31,552 --> 00:41:34,519 E hele ana kakou a pau a hana i kā mākou mau mea ponoʻī, 992 00:41:34,621 --> 00:41:36,388 no laila, kūpono ka ʻōlelo ʻana 993 00:41:36,490 --> 00:41:40,725 ʻAʻole paha wau e ʻike i kekahi o kēia mau mea kanaka no ka manawa loihi. 994 00:41:40,828 --> 00:41:43,895 ʻAʻole paha au e ʻike hou aku i kekahi o ka poʻe ohua. 995 00:41:43,997 --> 00:41:46,331 Hoʻomohala ʻoe i 120-, 996 00:41:46,433 --> 00:41:50,735 130-kekahi mau kanaka like ole pilina me kanaka 997 00:41:50,838 --> 00:41:54,072 i loko o 11 makahiki. 998 00:41:54,174 --> 00:41:56,975 A laila e ʻōlelo ... 999 00:41:57,077 --> 00:41:59,077 ʻike ʻoe, "Mahalo, a ... 1000 00:42:02,115 --> 00:42:03,748 ... aloha." 1001 00:42:03,851 --> 00:42:04,916 ʻAe. Eia mākou e hele ai. 1002 00:42:05,018 --> 00:42:06,551 E laka a ʻōwili kani, e ʻoluʻolu. 1003 00:42:06,653 --> 00:42:08,887 Kaʻa ʻana. 1004 00:42:08,989 --> 00:42:11,323 Whoo! 1005 00:42:13,694 --> 00:42:15,560 ʻAe, ʻae. 1006 00:42:15,662 --> 00:42:17,329 ʻAe, ʻae. 1007 00:42:17,431 --> 00:42:19,464 Leh-leh, blah. 1008 00:42:19,566 --> 00:42:20,932 - Auwe. - ʻAe, e hoʻāʻo hou kāua. 1009 00:42:21,034 --> 00:42:23,893 - ʻAʻole, he pupule mau ʻoe. - ʻAʻole, he pupule mau ʻoe. 1010 00:42:23,894 --> 00:42:25,246 E kuu Akua, heaha ka hewa ia'u? 1011 00:42:25,281 --> 00:42:26,689 He aha kēlā walaʻau? 1012 00:42:26,811 --> 00:42:29,012 Hamau! Hana hana! 1013 00:42:31,349 --> 00:42:33,283 - E kiʻi pololei i laila. - ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hana. 1014 00:42:33,385 --> 00:42:35,151 ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hana. ʻAʻole ʻoe e hana. 1015 00:42:35,253 --> 00:42:37,186 - ʻŌ! - ʻAe! 1016 00:42:37,187 --> 00:42:38,187 - synced a hoʻoponopono ʻia e sot26 - www.addic7ed.com Aloha ʻoe!!!!